Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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Coloured anodised alu should be sent back to the 80s and stay there in 95% of cases.

wrong

Exactly. Coloured anodised alu isn't just from the 80's.

FTFM: TASTELESS coloured anodised alu then. Cos 80s era of no taste IMHO

(I know people anodised stuff for ages...sheesh...can't make a joke here...)

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first person to correctly guess why I decided it belongs here gets irl cookie.

untaped bars

chain

chainring

rear tyre

those hubs laced to rims with braking surfaces

Untaped bars.

So many reasons, where to start?

Damn. Naw cookie.

first person to correctly guess why I decided it belongs here gets irl nookie.

do not want

Really? Nobody?

Forks?

Seat stay to track end angle is wonky?
Forks look a bit shit?
Seatpost clamp is cheap crap?
Double crimping on chainstay?

Wrong blue?

Rob bang on. Frame is just shitty made. And the headtube is just :((

Rob bang on. Frame is just shitty made. And the headtube is just :((

Was about to call out HT before seeing new page.

Except if you have to use one because of injury or to get Strava KOMs

That's Cancellara's bike isn't it?

What injury? i don't get it, enlighten me.

What injury? i don't get it, enlighten me.

It's got mechanical EPO installed.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/131859_10201674806980321_574155941_o.jpg

Why those roadster bars...why...