Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

That Colnago is shocking.

this page is good.

That Colnago - the owner needs to be sat down and given a talking to...

from here.

must have been listed in this hall of shame already
i simply can't believe the audacity of the concept
http://static.lfgss.com/attachments/60580d1352732315-img_20121024_152507.jpg
got to be up there in the most wanted section
of the Nag Offenders Register
vendor needs ^^&%@#=!!! for aping a wretched and loathed create,
practically a hate crime

The image post-processing alone is a crime against humanity

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http://www.ridedoggy.com/

http://www.ridedoggy.com/

oh dear..

and that was just the first one i clicked on.

enough to make a grown man weep that /

Oh god that whole site. Check out the headset here

Dear Frame owner that you may Be,
At all times we try to build new fixies. If by any chance you would own a nice race bicycle frame which you are willing to give to us we would be more than pleased to build a fixie of it. We are always looking for new frames in order to continue building fixies. Please do contact us if you have any!

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Wtf >>>

The descriptions are great craic/gas/hilarious (pick your dialect) too:

                                                                            **Sir Golden Brown**

The most classy fixie of the collection. The dark blue and golden Raleigh frame is mounted with unused parts only. In addition to the frame, its glowing and matching white rims and its stunningly contrasting beige tires will draw everybody’s unequivocal attention. Combined with golden cranks arms and brown leather accessories it respirates wisdom, class and gratitude. Sir Golden Brown could easily be the fixie of choice of our King Willem Alexander.

OW ERG also Dinglish due to Dutch people not paying attention at schoo doing site.

white rims and its stunningly contrasting beige tires

I just did a little sick

It always amuses me that the people most guilty of building proper anti, are those who talk about their bikes in the most cringeworthy ways.

Oh god that whole site. Check out the headset here

look at this bulb
http://www.ridedoggy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/RafaelK_018-1024x682.jpg

look at this bulb

yO Dawg

Sir Golden Brown??

Is that cos you've gotta be wanked on smack to think it looks good?!!

To be fair I do like to stand on triple decker skateboard in a circus ringmasters outfit... not sure about the side buckle shoe vibe though.

I wonder if they'd make me a fixie-cargo bike from three pairs of skis, two snowboards, three skateboards and a sofa? Could be a lot of fun.

yes, then Obama could use it as target practice for drones
maybe they have a shop somewhere
I'd call that a legitimate target, and in no way an intrusion on sovereign territory

I had a look at their Facebook page. Photos with types reminiscent of student plonkers when I was a student in Eindhoven. Unhappy memories.

I may have to write a letter to King Willem Alexander now. As a Dutch Citizen living abroad this totally harms our image etc etc.

as an alien living in your lovely flat country, I think you should

Dam that headset is crack..

Espresso wheels also make bikes now.
http://espressowheels.com/images/gallery/11.jpg

also making bike now

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