Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/51cm-BRIDGESTONE-TRACK-frame-fixed-gear-BIKE-sugino-75-NJS-velocity-deep-V-NITTO-/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/-EIAAOxyGStRq8Dw/$T2eC16R,!ygE9s7HJGyjBRq8DvlQyw~~60_3.JPG

look at this testosterone suppliment gorged nonce
My Ferrari Colnago Bicycle - YouTube

i bet we hear more from him during the saville inquiry

i bet we hear more from him during the saville inquiry

Do you suspect he was involved in the Bloody Sunday events?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Sunday_Inquiry
Or perhaps you meant Savile

savile m'lud

maybe a hunch or an assumption,
all I know is i wuz right about the others

"Let's start a kickstarter to manufacture a fixehbeik where it's unique selling point is that it has vertical dropouts and an eccentric bb! And let's do a publicity shot that won't undermine people's reservations about that choice by showing it with a slack chain!"

My Ferrari Colnago Bicycle - YouTube

I don't know whats worse. The guy in full Ferrari getup, that hunk of shit bike, the 'I-want-to-go-on-a-rampage-every-time-I-see-someone-riding-a-bike-with-bar-ends-pointing-to-the-moon' bar end setup, the guys equally hideous choice of 'sports' pick up truck or the terrible video effects. Basically the whole thing is a massive shit sandwich.

eeeeeew

Having laboured through the tedium of him parking the truck, unloading the bike and hanging a helmet from the bars I was steeled for some shit MTB action; but wobbling around a plaza takes the biscuit: just what was the message he was trying to convey?

Anyway on with the bikes; needless to say this is also 'merican:
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/BENOTTO-time-trial-lo-pro-funny-BIKE-road-pursuit-FIXED-GEAR-track-convert-frame-/00/s/NDI0WDY0MA==/z/97MAAMXQlgtRqQJD/$%28KGrHqF,!qMFGmdERF2DBRqQJDGG9Q~~60_3.JPG

Having laboured through the tedium of him parking the truck, unloading the bike and hanging a helmet from the bars I was steeled for some shit MTB action; but wobbling around a plaza takes the biscuit: just what was the message he was trying to convey?

this is what alerted my suspicions re a certain broadcasting company scandle, the nonce comes across as a max clifford/cunt lee travis type with a bit of stuart hall''s braggadocio, the filthy cur

sad to say, but the only reason his ridding that round a shopping center /kiddies park is for grooming probably
some poor halfwit like me would bowl up
""gee mister, is that real a colnago?""
then bam!
noncey's got his hand down their shorts

feelin' dizzy already?

how about this...

^ Conflicted between getting really angry and crying in corner.

are they about to be buried down a mine shaft?

Seriously hideous. I don't understand why anyone would create this awful look over and over again!

the consistency is impressive though

pehaps the misguided buffoon took this an inspiration for a colour palette

the consistency is impressive though

this...

if that was a friend of mine, i would just keep disassembling his bikes everytime i see him.. or whisper in his ear that he is going to die.. not sure..

Is that another joke thing from the Pigeon Fixe crew, like all those 'funny bikes'?

a rather eloquent comment on the adage money can't buy taste

this...

+1

Big effort to find such similar frames all from different brands. And then build them up all the same. Must've paid RRP for all them spoks, which would explain why they live in a mine.