Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Saddle and bar angles push it over the precipice into anti.

He spends all day riding up hill, perfectly reasonable angles

Plenty of French people everywhere though. Never seen that in Netherlands. Such things all have to start somewhere and in France it won't land you an anti-pr0n spot.

Reported.

for a gents nipple?

meanwhile in a bag shop in Paris...spotted by Le Manfriend. Gold plating on fork. Modified Brooks Saddle that's never been sat on. Hrm...

Frame made in France, good work but...

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It's a nipple?

And not a spoke nipple. Obligatory reference due to gold plated bike I posted:
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Modified Brooks Saddle that's never been sat on. Hrm...

I assume the bike is being sold as new, do you prefer your saddles to be pre-loved?

Turns out upside down drop bars is a Canadian thing called porter style... traditionally Molsen actually.
It's a cultural thing it seems.

ftfy

3d printed lugs?

the sacred gods WILL judge!
may karma have NO mercy on his evil soul

and may his designer nutsack be clamped between his shitty saddle..!

(actually it's kind of a good idea as it is bonded with carbon tubes and you could change the geo once in a while...) ---> in a very conceptual, non technical world i would like to be in

^^strong post. seriously revolting. Think i seen it before though ...

Might be a re, quick search of the thread turned up an older version they released a couple of years ago, but it was just way too ugly not to post!

Turns out upside down drop bars is a French thing called porteur style...

Actually a late-'70s British Skinhead thing called 'Fuck these stupid handlebars, let's go smash some cunt's face in.'
This was then reappropriated by '90s French Skinheads looking to emulate '70s British Skinheads, whilst being filmed in black and white.

French skinheads might've done it with a sense of ennui and style, accompanied by a jazz soundtrack, lots of shrugging and saying "boff..."

French skinheads might've done it with a sense of ennui and style, accompanied by a jazz soundtrack, lots of shrugging and saying "boff..."

and a lot of cigarettes. dont forget cigarettes.

^ Indra's dream bike

That cat is terrifying.

That^ is awesome.

Most be the ugliest bike I've ever found myself getting that 'want one' reaction.

I will photograph my Cannondale in the lavatory this arvo