Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I'm not sure that bike is on level ground

'#bikeporn'? thats some guts

^^ its also compact tho!

Bit loud but not anti imo

i was trying to spot the anti.. i failed..
take off the DA stickers and some black bidons and it's porn

Ts lovely hoke!

wait a minute, is Hoke complaining about a bike being too shouty?

would be like me complaining someone is too cunty

Those mudguards! They stop water from going..... nowhere.

They turn the bike into a water feature at every puddle.

They are useful if you want to bake a really small pizza or discipline someone.. who is really small.

Something in that sentence will get me arrested won't it.

I'm going to prison aren't I.

already there


Pissing myself at that sick monkey. Poor little fellah. Nice ass crack on your man. those bikes are a fucking disgrace.

that monkey is hilarious

Ape

/pedant

Sorry

/embarrassed biology student.

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I thumb my nose at thee

I dont often post in the anti thread etc

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If it is, it flew in under my radar previously.

I'd think with angles like that it could fly through you're radar and not set anything off ...