Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Has it got track dropouts on that? I can't really tell.

Looks like a converted TT bike with short track fork ends and a derailleur hanger

Edit - apparently not, just vertical dropouts

People who buy a modern road frame and convert it......

Just buy a half decent track/tarck frame!

Shitty sturmy archer cranks make it

Hi all... I've just joined this group, and I'm Welsh and don't ride fixy. I joined to say that this cunt is wearing pants under his lycra. Also, his German bands appear to be put on by my 5 year old daughter.

This fuckwit has the biggest balls to go out in public, with a rainbow helmet, red lycra, a liestrong band, fat as fuck, on a Porsche (fuck me twice there).... with those socks on....

I have a stunning wife, who rather resembles Victoria Pendleton when the lighting is low. But I would gladly fist-fuck this prick with his "Nerr nerrrr nerrrrr, nahhhh, neerrrrr nahhhhh. ... your bike sucks" socks on my big hands.

I bet this tool sports a Magnum mustache too.

A strong first post

Blimey, sure was something...

That's the spirit

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Need I say anymore?

Awesome. Thank you for sharing. I shall share this with the people of my land, but not with my wife, as she puts Will Smith along side Bear Grylls. (joint first place on her "to be fucked by" list).

Pics of wife?

...I joined to say that this cunt is wearing pants under his lycra. Also, his German bands appear to be put on by my 5 year old daughter....

Strong, but you might want to relax a little. You don't want to end up like Lynchman.

Pics of wife?

Sorry, but pants under lycra, and German in the same sentence.

Rage

would skid

Repped for delivering

Edit: about porsche guy: The worse thing is his VPL!

Already been said I think

I'm all for underpants of some sort whilst 'touring'

wow. This guy knows how to forum.

I'm all for underpants of some sort whilst 'touring'

Sweat soaking into cotton seams causing spots >>>>>

Epic first post.

Porsche guy's belly doesn't match leanness of bike, fashion police please.

Smooth synthetic underpants work but then they don't seem to do them for men. At least not in "normal" shops.

I have a special mail order provider

it's all about aesthetics imho
given the state of the behemoth riding the German, a hoard of them on tour,
stopping off in a town for a break bowling round with their nether regions looking like the last turkey hanging in the butchers window, I'd rather see vpl

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