Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I like thatm change the stem and you will have a nice beater

not that bad

I like thatm change the stem and you will have a nice beater

What Rik said...

Antiporn straight off the peg. Se Premium Ale. It will cost you 800 pounds for the privilege of riding this lightening bolt adorned monstrosity.

£800?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!?

I quite like that

Oh, the humanity! :o

OH MY FUCKING GOD! aerospokes have gleefully put the last nail in their coffin. absolute dog shit. a crisp five pound note to the person that shows me a bike where these look good.

and that SE premium ale is a turd on the grave of their illustrious heritage.

I wouldn't go that far, Josh!! But then I wouldn't, would I? ;]

It goes without saying really but this is especially bad because the small frame makes it look like it's melting. Absolutely hideous.

Never noticed the Martini-esque Langster logo on the top tube before, strange thing...

you know that the paintjob is based on a famous car right? sorry for my zeal above. i just think that they are horrendous. probably the best anti-porn post ever.

Oh, the humanity! :o

Must have dipped them in that special film which rests on water an clings to whatever you dipped it in. Bit like perma cling film. They use it for ready-made camo paint job.

The guy pulling 360 Keouettes on that thing, on his way to Sainsbury's is definitely fucking your, and everyone else's girlfriend.

Oh, the humanity! :o

WANT!

I wonder if they do them in Realtree Hardwoods?

I quite like that

Me too, in a way.

The guy pulling 360 Keouettes on that thing, on his way to Sainsbury's is definitely fucking your, and everyone else's girlfriend.

does not compute.

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awesome polo bike, plus layback minus basket.

i think you meant to hit up the pron thread with that.

Is this a Turkish bedframe from Dalston?

that looks nuts

That's nice. I want.

The fact that the first thing I thought of when looking at this was fish net stockings I presume makes me a bad man.