Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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my head is telling me this should be awesome but it's lines kind of make it look like it's about to sit down. or something. and it's deep. everything is very very deep. like a really shit self help book you once might have read to try and figure out why you're an asshole and girls hate you but gave up on the third page because you figured out that if it took that much work just to be a decent human being it was probably preferable to just remain a douche but pretend to be nice every now and again. or something.

i like that street though. looks suitably affluent for such a bike. nice clean cobbles that tramps don't piss on.

its lines kind of make it look like it's about to shit

ftfy

Must spread rep etc etc etc...

more like

i like that street though.

Brownlow Mews WC1, just round the corner from Condor

They knit their own muesli

repped

Bike equivalent of a SAAB.

Not even, SAABs are usually drab, boring and boring. That's more equal to an ugly but 'high performance' concept car.

gtfo. we used to have an old 900 SE saab. it was amazing

repped

Rep should go to Jeremy Hardy, from whom I stole that line.

This one looks like fun...

Not even, SAABs are usually drab, boring and boring. That's more equal to an ugly but 'high performance' concept car.

I beg to differ, old saab turbos (900/90/95) look lush

Oh no, much rather a quattro.

Boom

Oh no, much rather a quattro.

http://www.motorstown.com/images/audi-quattro-pikes-05.jpg

Boom

Fixed that for you. Apples to orange I guess, It'd still take a black 900 turbo over the quattro anyday.
http://www.saabhistory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/saab900_w500.jpg
Anyway, car thread >>>>>>>>

ive had two saabs. both 900se turbos. one was dark green and a hard top. the other was red and a convertable

ive had two saabs. both 900se turbos. one was dark green and a hard top. the other was red and a convertable

csb

still this page? there must be more ugly bikes out there!

Saabs are ugly bikes :)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Saab-bike.jpg

Nice floors.

brake lever, brake, rim, hub: the four circles of hell

Pedals, frame and saddle too.

If thats the kind of bike that the Williams F1 team can manage, it's no wonder that they've been at the shit end of the F1 pack since the 90's.

I think that's fucking rad.

Deal with it.