Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

When Things Go Wrong (crane truck cutting corners)

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my headache just went full throttle

http://badluckcity.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/casati-3.jpg

When Things Go Wrong (crane truck cutting corners)

Wait, what's wrong with this?

I think it's more that it went wrong (the fact there was a collision)

^^Indra could fix that for you with JB weld...

Obviously ;)

Oh right, that. The gif wasn't showing up on my phone, just the picture of it pre-bendy.

As you were...

That's actually a great shame, as the before picture was really really nice, I was looking at a really nice ratty bike trying to look for flaws and finding none.

The feeling to coming round the corner to seem my beloved frame bent was bad enough but to see it mangled like that, oh no!

don't know if this a repost but saw it in a bike shop on great portland street, not only ugly but art-wank-hipster branding with that name, if it's meant to refer to gilles deleuze's philosophy, which I think it does, for whatever demented reason they had in mind

ha, I see those monstrosities every day.

thought I linked to the namehttp://flobbled.com/design/design-rizomas-77011-metropolitan-bike/

no way, they' re like 3k, who would buy that?? it really looks like a piss take about how designers in the 90s thought a 'postmodern' bike could look like

who would buy that?

It's Strictly Personal, but Trust Us, On Tomorrow we'll all be taking our New Electric Ride on a Zig-Zag Wander up to the Clear Spot near Observatory Crest on bikes like that.

Go home tester, you're drunk.

Just got back from the pub, my first instinct is 'douse it in petrol and burn it'. On reflection I was wrong, douse the owner in petrol, burn them, sell it to another asshole, repeat........ Sorry, said I'd just got back from the pub.

Go back to the pub Colin, you're sober.

Taxi driver says 'no', feel no need to check that out with the constabulary, the rhino stopping Cuba Libre I have just poured will not improve my sobriety.

I'm sure it will, just have a couple more and consider donating the Dolan to me.

I listened to the voices and they said 'fuck off', keep going with the Seta.

other than the stem and post

Its got a solid theme going on.

I love it.

I listened to the same voices but they told me to brew my own ginger beer.

I'm impressed by how bad these are.

http://www.brooksengland.com/en/ResampleImg.ashx?imgurl=/images/Bikes/2_RoadMtbFGSS/0053__wt_background_shadow_copy_2.jpg&Height=600&format=jpeg&bkColor=FFFFFF

http://www.brooksengland.com/en/ResampleImg.ashx?imgurl=/images/Bikes/2_RoadMtbFGSS/Kaftstoff_Franz_Josef_2009.jpg&Height=600&format=jpeg&bkColor=FFFFFF

http://www.brooksengland.com/en/ResampleImg.ashx?imgurl=/images/Bikes/Photos_1400x1000/2_Road_MTB_FGSS/Pegoretti_Luigini_2009.JPG&Height=600&format=jpeg&bkColor=FFFFFF

http://www.brooksengland.com/en/ResampleImg.ashx?imgurl=/images/Bikes/2_RoadMtbFGSS/Paul_Smith_for_Mercian_Tour_2007.jpg&Height=600&format=jpeg&bkColor=FFFFFF

Ouch... The top one in particular is awful