Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

(there's also a reason I embedded it in anti)

Could be s(L)aved easily.
Black tyres
Front NMSW
Thomson stem
Black bar tape
And preferably new cranks.

You can't be serious?

no way, Intergralters are slave

Things I have:
frame (non aero alu track, not steel like in the pic)
cf aero fork
Integralter
leopard print bartape
front wheel (tyre appears purple but should be black)
black sturmey archer chainset
Roox S4 seatpost + saddle (random Bontrager unlike in the picture)

I think the only things that are really missing are the rear wheel, which is in the mail and a pink tyre (you're not talking me out of that)

I will ride on waves of pretentious snobbish hipster tears.

willywilly dibs integralters if they are milled for 1 1/8"

Shit! Missed that was an integralter, just looked droopy on this little screen, and is 1/2 the lettering gone?

This has sold for 700€ on ebay a while ago..
What's wrong with people?

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Cannondale-Capo-Fixie-Singlespeed-/00/s/MTE5NVgxNjAw/$(KGrHqJ,!rQFDH8ZjW1nBQ4HmTky5w~~60_12.JPG

I wouldn't ride it for a million pound.

not seen this type of 'snowflake' lacing before...

Not exactly a great miss.

Beckam's bike!!!

Esa es la bike que tiene David Beckam
Así se la entregamos y ahora ha esperar que nos envíe unas fotos con ella .
Un saludo desde polo&bike uk

https://www.facebook.com/PoloBIkeOriginalFixedBikesUk

Haha Apollo you got a lot of hate for those Polo and bike ones don't you?

Completely get it though!

Why didn't he paint the wheels too?

Don't be daft

What size wheels are they, surely not 700c?

They are but tyres don't look pumped.
Shitty clearances though!

So what's the point of the curved seat tube... you could drive a bus about that gab, not to mention the front.

*Worst geo ever.

Clearances probably make more sense when you put bigger tyres on there for polo and tricks.

Also it allows them to increase the rate of hipster tax.

"Clearances probably make more sense when you put bigger tyres on there for polo and tricks."

Admittedly I'm not really familiar with polo, but one can only hope that it's a practical design, cause it sure as hell looks like fuck.

Polo don't use big tyres. Not unless you're american anyway.

there's space in that dropout

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601093_547404145279363_743506435_n.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OJRKcqRVUk8/UGVJiYfK52I/AAAAAAAAASY/dYx0s1lZui0/s1600/IMG_3762.JPG

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AtnEr6c2Y38/UPDCkf04E6I/AAAAAAAAAUQ/44lgo1O-Cpg/s1600/IMG_4724.JPG

Made out of plywood apparently.

always been wondering what those 456mm spokes are made for....