Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

wait, what? are you in California?
If so, I'm massively envious if you're anywhere north of San Jose.
I miss it so.

South of that, I don't really care too much, but feel sorry if you're in the hell hole of LA.

haha no, I'm south, but still only a car or train ride away from San Jose. Not in LA either, smaller town outside of there.

still lucky.
Ahhh, California. (goes off to listen to Joni Mitchell for a bit).
I miss waking up to sunshine, and running around the Stanford foothills, and the smell of Pine trees.
and warm tennis in winter. and San Fransisco.
And the SJ Sharks. And my school.
It was so long ago and I'm not even that old yet.
I could go on..... but I won't and just to re- rail the thread:
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2009/jan/2/JonathanWard.htm
a bike apparently made of wattle and daub.

I am more worried why someone thought her breasts were hazardous.

http://fixie-king.dk/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/sold-bikes/dsc00828.jpg

Get rid of the wanky disc wheel and the spinergy lookie like and put some proper wheels on there and it look alright.

Also I wanna get some bartape like that.

You can't.

They're painted bars aren't they.

corima ftw, spinergy can suck corimas balls
its all about the disc

bad saddle and frame IMO

Is that hand towels he's got tied to his bars? You know, the kind found in school toilets the world over. Hahahahahaha. Probably to stop the fake tan running into his eyes. Cock.

Ah, but he is wearing the yellow jersey, he can't be a cock.... oh, perhaps he can.

... looks like a nice enough guy.

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/images/charge-plugfree09-zoom.jpg

... looks like a nice enough guy.

who? steven seagal?

That tripper in the yellow jumper is quite clearly an absolute fucking legend.

That tripper in the yellow jumper is quite clearly an absolute fucking legend.

Hair extensions????

hahahahaha.

thats exactly what i thought as well!

Thats great SF.

You can't.

They're painted bars aren't they.

Damn, Still trying to find some leopard skin print bar-tape (would look alright on black bike steel framed bike). I am sure they used to do it, At the moment I got some red and black camo style on my SS.

Hair extensions????

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Damn, Still trying to find some leopard skin print bar-tape (would look alright on black bike steel framed bike). I am sure they used to do it, At the moment I got some red and black camo style on my SS.

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/p/Cycle/7/Cinelli_Zebra_Bar_Tape/5360033777/

The things on his tri-bars are flyers, and did anyone notice the campy deltas he's running? I'm pretty sure this guy is a flat out genius. No-one takes themselves seriously on that, he'd be like the best drinking partner ever.

Also, Corima 4-spokes are my toy-wheels of choice, they are the goodness. They eat up spinergys and feed the remains to spinergys mother.

Hair extensions????

Oh god, as much as I hate the beef this is fucking brill.

OnOneLotus?

there's no time for sexy sex jen