Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

do the cranks turn? If they do, I'm in.

Will they turn when the suspension hit something?

at least the back wheel has a safety line, just in case.

Although as the brake pads are riding above the safety line, its utility is moot.

I find brakes work best on the rubbery part of the wheel rather than that hard slippery bit anyway.

also, £800 for gas pipes>>>>>>>>>>>>>

plum wanquer?

Vainqueur, but yes ;)

Wainqueur

Also, why do people make coloured tyres? Have they ever looked good on anything?

Never ever ever.

Some bikes look ok with coloured tyres but not as good as they would without.

"Also, why do people make coloured tyres? Have they ever looked good on anything?"

"Never ever ever."

"Some bikes look ok with coloured tyres but not as good as they would without."

I prefer black tires. Natural latex rubber tires are few and far between for a reason; they are expensive, lack durability and they look like shit .

*Might work on the odd retro build, but that's it.

GASH

GASH

put black tyres and grips on that and it's sexy.

Isn't that one of those new group purchase forum imports? Looks like a laugh.

Tyres, grips, wheel decals, too many logos, more cunt stickers than necessary, ugly seatpost... Could've been awesome...

More cunt stickers than necessary is not ever a valid criticism in any context. Surely a cunt sticker is like a sort of criticism force field? It basically translates as "there is no point at all applying logic to anything I have done - move along, there's nothing to see here".

I read the downtube logo as 'CLINT' at first. Presumably what you'd say it said to any po po that took an interest.

I entered the comp to win this, a free bike is never bad in my books.

You couldn't pay me... etc etc