Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I don't know how fixed gear manages it, you don't see anything like as much anti in mountain biking

Seems excessive colour coding is deemed appropriate amongst mountain bikers...

that's harsh man, all you need to do is change the chain, chainring, cog, lockring, brakes, saddle, seatpost, toptube, downtube, seattube, seatstays, chainstays, spokes, hubs, rims, tyres, headset, grips, headtube, levers, bars, seatclamps, bolts, grease, stickers, spacers, cables, lights, pedals, cages, straps and you're set!

Seems excessive colour coding is deemed appropriate amongst mountain bikers...

Its possible to 'excessively' colour code a mountain bike?

Yes. When every available component is anodized to match - red hub, headset, spacers, seat clamp....

Red or gold coding seems to be pretty commonly bad for some reason

same in the BMX world

Its possible to 'excessively' colour code a mountain bike?

Took me a while to find this, but it's worth it

Needs white/red cranks.
8/10, could do better

Yep, - 1 for non red anodized discs.

and another neg for lack of colour coded brake levers...

poor effort indeed.

^^^ An impressive find.

what a fucking mess

Ha!

Seen that one on the On-one website or something similar. Reminded me of a mates BMX, when we were silly kids, that did'nt know better than to use their BMXs as DH bikes, in the dartmoor valleys.

Cant hate it.

Something like this...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-t8vN3igquzI/T84xkMwtnbI/AAAAAAAABQ4/bcZFx8YdchY/s1600/pk-ripper-loop-1-1.jpg

That mtb will look absolutely filthy in no time.

bmx's can get away with it for some reason.

"That's harsh man, all you need to do is change the chain, chainring, cog, lockring, brakes, saddle, seatpost, toptube, downtube, seattube, seatstays, chainstays, spokes, hubs, rims, tyres, headset, grips, headtube, levers, bars, seatclamps, bolts, grease, stickers, spacers, cables, lights, pedals, cages, straps and you're set!"

So the inner tubes are good then?

Spotted in Shibuya Tokyo just a moment ago

poor guy

*Rich guy.

same in the BMX world

matching your anodized parts with your energy drink

2008-9 made me despise purple anodized pars to this day

prolly made me despise purple anodized parts to this day

ftfy

purple is ugly

not always

Back in the day it was allll about matching anodised bits, darling.