Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

oh god...

Re-post but just left a comment...

I know, but none of the posts above linked to the blog.. thought I would.

brace yo'self

I think this photo is just taken from a very narrow angle, with a fish-eye lens, and then the perspective corrected in photoshop. It must be. Surely.

Re-post but just left a comment...

It won't be posted as I get the impression they're friends of the owner.

@dfp - you seriously must be soft in the head if you think that Vivalo is anti-porn.

@dfp - you seriously must be soft in the head if you think that Vivalo is anti-porn.

yes, LCB has funny...... 'taste'

it's not my cup of tea, but it's def not anti-porn!

DFP, have you just got in from the pub? That Viv is lish!

hey i agree with dr.fanny, just that rear tyre ruins it for me.
Its like a beatiful-face chick, but with an ugly body, youll look at her but you wont ride her

it looks like shit.

lovely frame, ruined by shitty shitty shitty judgement

changed my mind. Its one of those that grows on you.
but left the original post in for fun.

Rear tyre, rear tyre, what the fuck are you talking about? It's a touring tyre, big deal

if i rode brakeless, i'd run a touring tyre on the back.

Rear tyre, rear tyre, what the fuck are you talking about? It's a touring tyre, big deal

its like a chick having shaven one leg. One smooth one fucking hairy
If you shave legs, you want them to fucking match, same thing with tyres :)

its like a chick having shaven one leg. One smooth one fucking hairy
If you shave legs, you want them to fucking match, same thing with tyres :)

You're totally missing the point aren't you? You've a lot to learn...

youll look at her but you wont ride her

just don't tell your mates...

Get rid of the toy wheel and it'd be lovely.

Then get some drops.

You're totally missing the point aren't you? You've a lot to learn...

dude im totally yanking your chain, relax, i know why you would run grippier, treaded tyres on the back. I just dont think they're worth it, they look terrible on racing wheels, let alone aerospoke, and they're pretty useless in the dry.
The only real use for them is as a winter tyre for brakeless riding

• still shaking head
  

k, teach me wise man

You've made atleast 4 flaws in your last few posts, people should learn from their mistakes, bit like training a puppy when they shit all over the place - rub their nose in it

dude, i gave you permission to rub my nose in it go for it.

^they are the go-to rear tyre if you skid/skip stop alot and/or want to never ever have a puncture ever again. MASH ride them for a reason.

8 months @ 150 miles a week on mine (5k?) no punctures and it slides like butter + costs £11. And when I whack some racing tyres back on I've got another 2-3 mph to play with cos I've been working my legs pushing that piece of crap around. Win win win.

I love his 'tyres should be matching' quote! Bless....

I never match my tyres, if I want to have a very grippy tyres on the front and a skid-friendly tyres that last for thousand of years.

Ultra Gatorskin on front and Randonneur for rear, always have the gripper one on front.