Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

this may spark some debate.

I see nothing wrong with it. it's a practical SS, with nothing ground off preventing it frome being turned back into a geared road bike. The components aren't the best of the best, and I hate white rims, but other than that.

Such an incredible frame...

"Premium Rush" Bicycle by Republic Bike

The streets will be full of giant pedalling cunts!
Fuck you, David Koepp!
Fuck you, John Kamps!
and fuck you too, Joseph Gordon-shitting-Levitt!
Due to your desire to be involved in a fast paced action movie, you've most likely unwittingly filled our streets with platoons of fixiebiek wielding tits, who'll hold a vague, yet ridiculously futile interest in cycling, until all their friends point out that longboards are cooler. And they'll ride like acid-dropping messengers, but with no experience and not a single fucking clue.

what are you trying to tell me these fixie bikes might become popular? good god i hope not can you imagine, people pretending to be messengers! fake messengers if you will, maybe the term fakenger might become a buzz word

what are you trying to tell me these fixie bikes might become popular?

I bloody hope not. Imagine the sort of people who would use them, the scum of the earth they would be.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cinecycle/messengers-a-feature-documentary-about-bicycle-mes
If you wanna make a film about messengers, do it this way.

There doesn't seem to be any mention of Jason Gordon Levitt in the blurb of that one, what part does he play?

The streets will be full of giant pedalling cunts!
Fuck you, David Koepp!
Fuck you, John Kamps!
and fuck you too, Joseph Gordon-shitting-Levitt!
Due to your desire to be involved in a fast paced action movie, you've most likely unwittingly filled our streets with platoons of fixiebiek wielding tits, who'll hold a vague, yet ridiculously futile interest in cycling, until all their friends point out that longboards are cooler. And they'll ride like acid-dropping messengers, but with no experience and not a single fucking clue.

Uh, the streets are full of wankers who think they're messengers. It was like that in 2009.

dutch supermarket albert heijn's new fixed gear bike!

i want one

i've seen a hell of a lot worse than that, at least it's not fluoro, even if there's far too much white going on

i saw a vanmoof with tri bars on it this morning...csb

soho, earlier today.

Someone got rattle can happy.

that would make my gf happy...

Your gf has no taste in bikes.

thats unusual, isnt it?

Danish bike are like that, where all the anti-porn happen.

Danish bike are like that, where all the anti-porn happen.

are you Danish, would explain a lot

needs pink mudguards

Needs to be rescued from ebay

What the fuck is wrong with some people?

that shit is fucked up. FUCKED UP. Ratio and bars, riding it you would instantly look like a clown.

WHAT THE FUCK
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2012/aug/2/rudigerratlos/r%fcdigerratlos.htm