Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Here Scott, do you want us all to chip in and buy you this for christmas so your bike doesn't look so fucking shit?

Ha...only just spotted that...it's on the cards anyway...:)

Whaat is that^ little carbon doobrey?

Needs mudguards. The SHAME!

Personally I would prefer a world where stupidly ornate lugs didn;t exist, especially chromed ones on purple and gold bikes or some shit.

But that's still a damn nice frame.

Pengy's got competition!

Ha...only just spotted that...it's on the cards anyway...:)
Credit cards!

vrooooooooooooooooooooom!

I'd rock that shit, it looks jokes

this would take 2mins to turn it around.

put saddle at decent height, remove pad and change front wheel.

Whaat is that^ little carbon doobrey?

"The "Spina Scapulae" is a part of the shoulder blade (scapula). This lightweight beauty is a cover / fairing which mounts to the crown of "Scapula" forks and gives a perfectly smooth transition to the head tube on frames with integrated headsets."

http://www.poshbikes.com/product.php?id=337

Either that or its a carbon bike stand.

i though it was a posh one of those things you get in a pizza box to stop it flapping about

Its for placing under the wheels on the sofa, to keep it stationary. FACT

Just the saddle. Way to ruin a bike before you've even finished it Scott.

no anti, sorry!!

Credit cards!

haha....isn't everything in my life?

no anti, sorry!!
Not the bike RIk, that shit's going to be beautiful. Just the saddle.

didn't know you have bad haemorhoids scott. chin up.

Not the bike RIk, that shit's going to be beautiful. Just the saddle.

get you now, sorry

no cup of tea, but if Scott ass is happy riding that, each to their own ;)

get you now, sorry

no cup of tea, but if Scott ass is happy riding that, each to their own ;)
Don't worry it's a household joke.

Lucky I don't take pictures of my own bikes otherwise Scott would post them in this thread too.

ok, another one, this time the hello kitty owners 2nd bike

Yeesh

Polo bikes are meant to be ugly.
At least our forks are still straight.

I imagine a vegan with a beard, and cupcake tatoo is responsible for this.

This reminds me of that last fucked up clone of Ripley in Alien Ressurection, when she goes into that room with her predesecors that were aborted and the last one before her has been kept alive in a fucked up state going "Kiiiillll meee, kiiiiilll meee".

vrooooooooooooooooooooom!

There is no way anyone could say that if this was put in front of them you wouldn't at least want to have a quick go on it for laughs (added verbal motorbike sounds optional).

Polo bikes are meant to be ugly.
At least our forks are still straight.

i actually think they're beatufil i just wanted to put your bike in this thread

If you like I can take photos of all of my bikes and email them to Scott Not and yourself so you can have a race to post them all in here.

vrooooooooooooooooooooom!

I think that is porn.
Slack chained porn, but porn all the same.

Toodle pip

how to destroy a beautiful frame

woah, this topic has kept me entertained for hours!
its almost worth entering this competition

didn't know you have bad haemorhoids scott. chin up.

don't YOU normally put your chin down to avoid your boyfriends haemorhoids?