Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I kind of like it in a weird way

How is this not here yet, the cockpit and cable routing alone is terrible but combined with the silly little wheels and Gaston's signature seat post makes this the ugliest proper build in awhile.

That whole cockpit is bewildering. The shifter cables look tight - is it even possible to turn the bars?!

If you can turn the bars, does it randomly change gears when you do so?

to the bike defense, I think the angle of the photograph makes the cables look a lot tighter than in reality. You can see a bit the large bend below the right lever.

Gaston don't turn corners... The road straightens before him!

its not exactly a huge amount of slack is it? More of a gentle curve than a large bend.

The gear cables turn through 90° from exiting the shifter to entering the frame stop, can't see any issue with that even with a triathlete riding it in their usual erratic fashion

Note arrows on hub.

yeap, cheers

So you need to pull an emergency stop and you slam on, only to find that your basket has imploded shedding shopping and metal all over the road, ripping your tyre to shreds and leaving you and your nice green frame in splintered agony on the asphalt?

its in japan. its just for posing. doubt it gets moved faster than 25km/h

Such a lovely frame.

HHSB >>>>>>>
although white tyres never acceptable!

And a Brooks on that frame!
Looks like a poor attempt at HHSB that just doesn't work.

add gumwalls and a black concor

edit: and a decent crankset

and chain.

fixie. yes fam.

the baby blue; LONGEST WHEELBASE EVER! would love to see I that rides, especially with hands in the drops.

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harsh... moved to HHSB

I would ride that slave.

fixie. yes fam.

this actually needs to be given the GastonFr treatment

it wouldn't surprise me if gaston was a troll

those cables..

One of the few bike where it's meant to have a dodgy bit of french styling added to it