Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

looks like it's been held hostage in a chinese nail bar for 3 years and gone native...

From ebay/craigslist;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Van-Nicholas-Titanium-Chinook-Track-Bike-/170854409935?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item27c7b766cf#ht_938wt_1189

mash anybody?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cinelli-Mash-Fixed-gear-single-speed-Frame-/190687963021?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item2c65e3678d#ht_558wt_1189

And the cool thing is that the sperm figure has a liquid nitrogen tank with actual sperm cells.

Always wondered how hard you have to crash into a woman to impregnate her....

I'll get my coat.

^^

Gary McCaffry, James P Hitchens, you're taste in 'fixie' styling makes Timmy Mallet look like a veritable prophet.

^^

Gary McCaffry, James P Hitchens, you're taste in 'fixie' styling makes Timmy Mallet look like a veritable prophet.

your?..

srs?

Grammar. A serious business on an internet forum at 7.AM CEST. Must remain vigilant!

i was genuinely surprised, because usually the mix up is the other way around you're -> your. it's 1:20pm now where i am

Is that a really little frame, or a fuck off big wheel?

^what do you think? seriously dude....

It was an attempt at humour, my child......

lol

what is with all the funny kinks in the rear end?

I want to see an old steel track build with one of those manga discs..

you mean you want to see a 20 inch manga disc?

porn

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cinelli-Mash-Fixed-gear-single-speed-Frame-/190687963021?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item2c65e3678d#ht_658wt_1056

wonderfully shit.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cinelli-Mash-Fixed-gear-single-speed-Frame-/190687963021?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item2c65e3678d#ht_658wt_1056

wonderfully shit.

Is that a dildo as the seatpost?

I want to see an old steel track build with one of those manga discs..

Spotted this ludicrous contraption with aero bars outside my LBS...

of course, i would build it differently, but not anti at all