Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

black/crabon seatpost needed.

Poor b43's

you're reaping sorrow for a heavy rims?

I love them, seeing as I'm a heavy mofo I need something sturdy

any decent rims is sturdy, I highly doubt you're that heavy to damaged a decent rims.

I'm 90kg last time I weighed myself and I like to jump off stuff

Fair enough, I was 90kg and didn't feel the need for such hefty rims (Mavic Open Pro 32h).

any decent rims is sturdy, I highly doubt you're that heavy to damaged a decent rims.

But any rim can be borked by the correct application of out of plane loading

I have done that once before, there is a photo, I'll try and find it

This ol' classic from Cavendish

found this lol

But how does he change gears?

locked in the bike racks at work. which means the rider is an accountant.

But how does he change gears?

Gear lever on the handlebar, via cable, moves rear dérailleur cage in order to shift chain from one sprocket to another. It's all there in the picture. The front dérailleur is only there to stop questions from people who refuse to believe that the chain will stay on the ring without assistance on a 1 x n drivetrain.

Seems odd to have hydraulic front brake and no rear brake at all.

Magnets. It's all there in the picture.

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what that orbea is one of the worst bikes ever and people are trying to back it up! you do remember it was meant to look like this:

so he has put on a 29er suspension corrected fork to raise the front end?

it really is an abomination

oh god.

the position of those levers is nuts

http://taticycles.com/p/298

new project from dammit?

penguin finally got their way with the cease and desist. had to fill in the white bits...

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?9,891784
I just love the choice of brake blocks to match the, erm...

dear foffa, please stop making bikes.

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As Foffas go, this is actually not bad. On a comparative scale, it's almost porn.