Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

how is that anti porn, looks dope to me. im not keen on ergonomic bars and the white spokes look a bit wierd, but im sure it looks really good in real life.

@Melon
It's his bike. Some kind of ironic post I shouldn't wonder.

PS ergo bars are better, whatever they look like.

Scott's gone wrong.

At least it all matches. Seen far worse.

At least it all matches.

The bike is pink, the potty is red. Match fail

Storck must have a stiffness to weight ratio of an viagra crazerd ants erection, looks fantastic too!

I was hoping my bike would show up in this thread this week - the stickers are gone, but the rest is still as fugly.

hehe....check the spelling of the posters name people!

Seems i have me too much time on my hands for making up alias' of myself:)

fixed

Those tyres look like they could roll over a swimming pool full of custard and for that reason, I'm in.

dude this is dope, and now my desktop background

dude this is dope, and now my desktop background

And mine!

I have a Schwinn Madison which wants to look like that.

ok, another one, this time the hello kitty owners 2nd bike

ok, another one, this time the hello kitty owners 2nd bike

finally some proper anti

granted

is that a subtle one about saddle heights hippy?

and stupid stems and grips, yes.

I don't even need to post. This shit writes itself.. :)

But wait, there's more!

finally some proper anti

needs another arrospok

Alloy dropouts? Pfft.

needs another arrospok

3 spoks one needs to be on a chain around the owners neck

Whoever it is that's started this copycat account is a cunt!
I've always loved your Storck scott....i know my litespeed won't be quite as nice, but it's gonna be pretty close!

Whoever it is that's started this copycat account is a cunt!
I've always loved your Storck scott....i know my litespeed won't be quite as nice, but it's gonna be pretty close!
You're the plagiarist mr.
Plagiarist's bikes are all beautiful. The litespeed will be no exception, sorry your plastic bike is just a bit shit really.

FFS, that's what -30 years ago?
GYAC, we've seen it a time or two...
EDIT: And the tyres are still flat...
pope's still dead....

ok, another one, this time the hello kitty owners 2nd bike

It's got squirrel road kill on the spok. :(

no this is road kill on (well not arrospok but) wheel

^^epic.