Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^ at first it wasn't so bad but the longer I look the worse it gets..

Testers?

I'm so sorry Kris.

I stand by my original assessment of 'Euro as fuck' for Kris' Colnago.

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Colnago Needs black:
Levers
Wheels
Tires
Saddle
Rear mech

its the bars that get me! they are so ugly!

^^Also:

Front mech
Bar Tape
Cables

Christ Kris what you done?

http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/files/461001_10150610295741599_585801598_9409441_1844577786_o_107.jpg

^ Fuck me that is bad

http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/files/461001_10150610295741599_585801598_9409441_1844577786_o_107.jpg

it's not thaaaat bad, maybe new bar tape and new saddle away from being alright.

actually, what the fuck is that butt plug looking thing emerging from the stem?

http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/files/461001_10150610295741599_585801598_9409441_1844577786_o_107.jpg

It looks as thought the front brake calliper is connected straight to the rear I was very confused for a while about this odd closed loop system that would never allow you to actually stop.

actually, what the fuck is that butt plug looking thing emerging from the stem?

and its a butt plug obvs

I'm so sorry Kris.

harsh...

you don't like it but its not anti

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33drjnceI1qeterso1_1280.jpg

looks long, very long

Not seeing the anti there. Fit is odd, and contact points wouldn't be my choice, but anti? Really?

Not seeing the anti there. Fit is odd, and contact points wouldn't be my choice, but anti? Really?

this.

Maybe you're both right, just looked very strange as it's low and loong (saddle falling off the back of it etc). Still, won't bother embedding it.

With all that matching colour, maybe we should taking over to HHSB?

New bartape: £10
New saddle: £30
New tires: £50

A bike that isn't anti?
Priceless.

...Remove spacers: Free

leave Kris alone, he's had enough not-anti bikes to have one in a color pattern he wishes