Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

v brakes & sprints?

Just a confusing build...

Clearly for mud sprinting.

It's fucken rancid.
Kris, let go of the booze.

From my cold dead hands - YouTube

its a cross bike and needs cross tyres. Black tape, atacs and cross tyres and I would ride it.

And a steerer that actually goes all the way up the stem clamp

And a steerer that actually goes all the way up the stem clamp

you are

minus

are you saying MT lost his cherry?..

He's an Eagle Eye

This "unridden modified TREK 69er SS" just happens to be for sale.

(for sale btw)
is this in anyway functional for TT's? that thing must way a ton..

This "unridden modified TREK 69er SS" just happens to be for sale.

What the eff is that chain about?

(for sale btw)
is this in anyway functional for TT's? that thing must way a ton..

Polo bike deff

Nope, against the rules, gears too big as well

I was kidding cause surely its shit for everything

I like the way the "enhancements" are held on with cable ties.

It would go over bridges well, especially with a side wind

Yeah, duck tape would've been more aero...

duck tape over cable ties FTW. A little heavier but so much stiffer, its the way I always go.

Yeah, duck tape would've been more aero...

duck tape over cable ties FTW.

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Problem?

You can do anything with duck tape:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1u8J5hEj9I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_bk_Y9RPQ&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmtvrL91jKg&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrKh-kztIds&feature=relmfu

They are beeeeeuuuuuuuuutefuuuuuuuulllll !!!

Also some good ideas for murts in the last one ;)

some one made a van out of it?!

It's the juxtaposition that gets me. Like a man with a broke leg forlornly watching Usain Bolt...

leaning on a ed hardy box....
oh and the tt seems good value, if totally striped down. "probably the fastest bike you will ever ride"?!?!

MMmmmmmmmmmm. I quite like the tartan saddle.

#shame