Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It's gonna be bad...

It's going to be really, really bad...

Get ready...

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Fucken' hellz

I am in awe.

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Has this been resolved yet?

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Surely that is not a bike but a machine designed to make getting your perineum pierced really really really painful

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Guiche piercing?

Don't do it.

I know a guy that just did. Yikes.

My friend Doug has one.

He's a quiet chap, but likes to show ladies his intimate piercings often within minutes of being introduced.

It really breaks the ice when down the pub.

Breaks the ice? I would have thought that it would have erected superman style fortress of solitude type walls of ice around him and you also as you are tainted by his rampant exhibitionism by association.

You'd be surprised.

breaks the ice? I would have thought that it would have erected superman style fortress of solitude type walls of ice around him and you also as you are tainted by his rampant exhibitionism by association.

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Breaks the ice? I would have thought that it would have erected superman style fortress of solitude type walls of ice around him and you also as you are tainted by his rampant exhibitionism by association.

you obviously don't go to the same sort of pubs as him.

the pervert...

Clearly, I have done many stupid things to get the attention of the ladiez over the years, including flopping it out onto the overhead projector during a science lesson at school. In my experience this kind of behaviour does not make it more likely that you will procreate. Either he is pretty and gets it in spite of his exhibitionism or as hatBeard has suggested I was doing it wrong.

Anyway back to fugly bikes.

you obviously don't go to the same sort of pubs as him.

the pervert...

Where's that?

^ repped

If there's The Cock Tavern, might as well..

Jaimie Oliver's achingly bespoke mobile pub.

The Cock in Cider.

Last bike. Storm Chaser.

Clearly, I have done many stupid things to get the attention of the ladiez over the years, including flopping it out onto the overhead projector during a science lesson at school. In my experience this kind of behaviour does not make it more likely that you will procreate. Either he is pretty and gets it in spite of his exhibitionism or as hatBeard has suggested I was doing it wrong.

It is wrong. You were supposed to stick to the national curriculum.