Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Are MTB companies now basing their colour schemes on 2007s fixie trends? fuck me that Ibis is rank, I am so disappoint...

edit - is it an Ibis model or a one off build?

it's a one-off

never mind the horrible frame colour, that could almost be forgiven if they hadn't anodised all the parts orange.. but those wheels and tyres, wtf

Pengy II

2012 will be all about colour coded electrical tape on your tyres

That Ibis with all black components and XTR group would be immense!

Last three bikes all fail at matching, I can see red bits.

^ functional bikes thread

should have bar end levers and it would be a great build

http://www.flickr.com/photos/falasunncan/4707261367/sizes/l/in/photostream/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/falasunncan/4707261367/sizes/l/in/photostream/

^^^ Owner hoping for the day risers are fashionable/(legal?) on the track

^ functional bikes thread

should have bar end levers and it would be a great build

it can be as functional as it wants, still looks wank!

yamaguchi trick frame...hideous, though I'm not sure if it could ever be made to look good

Functional, but fucking ugly

All that bulk in the bar-stem interface, and then the stress is transferred to a tiny stem clamp. Also, send it to Rod for his fishy looking thread

Also, send it to Rod for his fishy looking thread

It does look like it should be shot and hung up as a trophy in some hillbilly's log cabin. Poor thing.

The yamaguchi could be looking good I guess, but not as a trick bike, but as a track bike.

http://prollyisnotprobably.com/2011/11/10/IMG_8814.jpg

People will probably think otherwise but this has too much going on to be pure porn.

Another saddle, longer barstem and probably another seatpost could send it into porn.

Not taking a fancy to those Mavics either.

a longer barstem? to make it unridable for the owner? sometimes this thread is getting incomprehensible

Thrust, Are u serious? So u named 3 things which make it anti? And 2 of them aren't even right. Stay away from this thread man.

U mad bro?... Thrust, you definitely don't understand the game... that's porn.

Says I.

sorry, but what exactly is wrong with this???

nothing wrong to carry around town a huge spermatozoon in a cargo bike, me thinks

U mad bro?... Thrust, you definitely don't understand the game... that's porn.

Haha, I said people would disagree. And the barstem doesn't have to be 30mm longer but maybe 10 to make it look less cramped. The saddle looks like shit and the wheels doesn't fit the frame. Says I.

sorry, but what exactly is wrong with this???

nothing wrong to carry around town a huge spermatozoon in a cargo bike, me thinks

problem is too much blue

he's gone a bit ovaryboard there

BULLITT Cargo bikes are AMAZING!!!