Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I'm blind now...

i looked with one eye

my bikes gone all pengy

Yeah, the cool bit is brown/white tires

I actually like the shape of those bars. Ace bars for a bicycle.
No idea how comfortable they'd be though, probably not at all.

fixed + tensioner.

^ wrong, QR rear wheel so more than likely a SS converted freehub.

Who's next?
Please someone quote them pics again.
My eyes are bleeding.

fixed + tensioner.

Fixioner™

What's with all the lemons?!

well you should know.

inb4 oranges

Ha, didn't even notice those lying in the antipron melee

Fuck! Beaten to it, we have a winner!

hahaha that's so awesome, inverted mutant (penis) stem too!

Most inspired piece of anti I have ever seen. Every part is wrong with every other part.

revolting page.. I.. dont know where to begin

Every part is wrong with every other part.

Not quite true. The frame, seat post, saddle, wheels, chainset, brake caliper and bottle all belong together.

ahahha amazing! spokey dokeys, rack, rear brake, backwards seatpost, blue chain, lo bro etc etc etc its anti porn heaven!

also the softride thing is incredible too! such a classic page

The brake setup alone is wrong in at least four separate fundamental ways. It's almost admirable.

Predictable much? That build is so wrong its right.

Worst page ever, so bad it shouldn't exist.

But oz. how do you search to find such a piece?

It's from current projects
https://www.lfgss.com/thread6261-1051.html#post2497625

Which makes posting it here a bit impolite, although I can see how hard it was to resist the temptation.

pearost for a new page...

This has to be a red herring, please tell me it's a fake build.