Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

isn't shopped. just a plasticky saddle. Looks ok except for (non campa) seatpost, (too short) stem, (plain ridiculous) dildo bar.

but its lit from a completely different angle than the rest of the bike?

this also - at first I was like, hmmmm... then i was like... noooo!

Oh, you don't think so? I thought these were performance frames

Oh yeah, I forgot that 180 cranks were on all 'performance' bikes.

Different bars+stem and removal of the brake would make it lustworthy.

thats why its here! its outrageous money spent on a bike, that to me looks like it would ride so shit. I know its the fixie way to ride an unsuitable bike on the road, but its utter bonkers and looks pants. Imagine this winter trying to get over 25mph on that, with no straps, non-suitable tyres and a very unpractical rear brake. Shaking head

& some straps...

the bar/stem/brake though is puzzling.

http://i.imgur.com/16Mav.jpg

Yes those "dropouts" are what you think they are !

Oh yeah, I forgot that 180 cranks were on all 'performance' bikes.

I was pointing out your sarcasm fail


heh, they just couldnt keep the downtube straight. Would look pretty ok if it was. Sometimes I wonder do the guys designing visps have internet.

wow that is horrendous!

For a change the dropouts don't look too bad. The Visp V.2 is hideous

cant link the picture (flash) but for 749 Euro it's the best pile of shite I've seen in a very long time

http://www.visp-sports.com/bikes/aero-pro-09.php

looks like it's been set-up by someone who's just discovered bikes and the internet at the same time..fucking hideous

This one made me laugh http://www.visp-sports.com/bikes/bmx-03.php

This one made me laugh http://www.visp-sports.com/bikes/bmx-03.php

haha wicked

give that website one thing it's good for a laugh..that BMX is up there with that 'TT' bike I linked - though I use the term TT loosely where that bike is concerned!

Well, the BMX is on par with other BMX's from 20yrs ago.

http://www.visp-sports.com/bikes/racer-28.php
its all horrific!!

Yes those "dropouts" are what you think they are !

Shit???

not sure what im more impressed by, the cost of the bike, or the fact that someone used said fortune to create such a piece of shit...

Shit???

couple o bent spanners innit
http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2011/sept/3/RobbyRick/RobbyRick.htm

Some spanners come like that as standard.

This is true oz. The phrase "couple o bent spanners" tickled more than what i had put originally and I didn't want to imply rik did not notice it was "a pair of s bend spanners" =)

/I know, but.......
//sounding stupid