Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I bet it is.

It buggers a bay leaf that some mook at a big bike company put this together and said YES! MAKE MORE OF THEM!

swap the bars and i'd ride it, awesome paintjob

Thats lovely. While typing this I've gone from hating to loving the nipples too.

colnago master

aside from the saddle/ rack monstrosity its forgivable.
and the massive brake lever. WTF is that about?

Dunno, but scary Spice deserves some rep. Oooooooooooooooooo ya bastad!

Didn't want to seem a cunt by posting this... it being a nice new frame from a half decent shop and all so I guess I'll just quote it.

colnago master

'ooooh me foookin growler"

Built for a 4'11" girl, but still...

Built for a 4'11" girl, but still...

wtf. how is that anti?

its a custom squarebuilt, with no garish colours on it, decent componants....

That looks the business. I'd ride it if I was a foot shorter.
Like the bent toptube, seen it on a few french ladies road bikes in the same style.
Only possible improvement would be matching wheels.
Not even remotely anti.

wtf. how is that anti?

Bent tube is pointless, a normal length seatpost and a straight tube would have done the job. Mixed wheel sizes is impractical as well as ugly, as you have to carry twice as many spare tubes. Building a new bike with a threaded headset and quill stem is an automatic fail in the 21st Century.

If it's an 80s/90s lo pro which has been butchered to lower the seat lug and BB, then the above criticism is void, but it attracts the same comment as the Polorrell; a funny way to get that result, but whatever.

Is the curved TT a little something to provide a low standover height?

All of this is irrelevant of course, it's a custom build – so she got what she wanted.

Is the curved TT a little something to provide a low standover height?

Presumably, but a straight tube would have done.

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But why curve the tube for a low standover instead of keeping a straight tube with a compact design. I understand you can do whatever you want as it's custom but the bike doesn't make sense to me

i like it. maybe she wanted a lo pro? curved tubes ftw.

THIS however is just wrong.

brooklyn launchpad, with a gangtsa fork, 26" mismatched wheels. i am disappoint

what a mess

^ Think it was posted in Anti cause the owner posted it in porn.

that, and its fucking rank

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I recall the owner of that BMW build it like a speedway bicycle.

edited: mdcc beaten me to it.

i like it. maybe she wanted a lo pro? curved tubes ftw.

THIS however is just wrong.

brooklyn launchpad, with a gangtsa fork, 26" mismatched wheels. i am disappoint

That belongs to Brooklyn importer Ged...he loves riding it, It was a tribute to the bikes him and his mates used to build from mismatched parts when they were kids, which is reason enough for it to look like that in my opinion.