Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Its as it someone fell off, bent the saddle but then couldn't be bothered to buy another one.

Been meaning to photograph this for a while.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38758/Bikes/_Anti/Hackney_anti.jpg

This belongs on a new page! I think the cable routing might just be the single funniest thing on this entire thread.

haha, I have friend who ride with his saddle like that. To be honest it's weirdly comfortable. The reason my mate gave me is because riding with a level saddle puts pressure on a vein in your dick and reduces your sperm count, lol.

we basicallly need to find the owner of that thing.
it's amazing.

Does it have a shifter or does pulling the brake lever temporarily change gear?

we basicallly need to find the owner of that thing.
it's amazing.

I agree. I have NEVER wanted to hear from any of these owners but this guy has a story that needs to be told. I envisage an interview whereby he answers questions about the thought process behind ever aspect of this build. I've gone beyond hating it and actually think it's fascinating.

do you think there was actual rational intelligent thought behind it?

clearly the thinking of an utter fuckwit was used

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yeah i am starting to think it may have been a mistake to post that

do you think there was actual rational intelligent thought behind it?

clearly the thinking of an utter fuckwit was used

i contend that this is a work of twisted genius, and possibly a plant to start conversations along these lines

the clipless pedals add another layer of mystery - on some level the rider seems to know what they are doing. or perhaps they just wonder why they are so uncomfortable to use, especially whilst wearing sandals

...riding with a level saddle puts pressure on a vein in your dick....

Reported for harassment.

it's not your dick, it's your scrotum, and they might.

My photograph here fails to capture the nose-down saddle angle, or the full extent of the difference in brake lever angles.

It's 653 as well. :(

The R/H lever is almost flat and the L/H lever is close to 45deg?

It's about a 45 degree difference, yeah.

frame abuse

Reported for harassment.

taking out of context :). And my mistake, scrotum

frame abuse

The only thing that even slightly saves it is that there's a big dent in the top tube. Without that it would be pure sacrilege.

it's not your dick, it's your scrotum, and they might.

It's not your scrotum, it's your perineum, and the breeding rate of Pro cyclists suggests that sperm count probably isn't a problem. IIRC, there is some evidence of perineal pressure from the saddle causing some degree of erectile dysfunction

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff504/spotter_300/CIMG0159.jpg

Cyrils bike?

gotta love DH bars, and the angle of the seat. total throw together that bike by the looks of it!

Ugly no doubt, but looks functional somehow. Not shocking... just really bad taste.

fail bike. for the win.

Ugly no doubt, but looks functional somehow. Not shocking... just really bad taste.

True, does look functional, looks fugly tho.

Put a pair of SPD pedals on an ugly ass bike, and all of a sudden its functional?

You lot have gone soft...

Time atac pedals..