Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

without all the other shit, I would quite like the chainring....

sumo...

pot...

kettle....

look at the sprocket

not even worn.
He's built a hideous bike and doesn't even ride it.

I'm digging a hole here... and I don't know if I like it! ha

all i was thinking was there have been way more disgusting splashes of cash than this.

I think I'm just a sucker for Celeste.

I love Celeste. Old Bianchi track frames are some of my favorite, but that's just a crock of shit.

and the chainring, what it is?

custom made

"Candy Cranks" http://www.candycranks.com/chainrings

Why do people think that colour coding a bike makes it look good?

You're right, i'd buy it now

haha nice one!

Clean is the one thing your arse won't be after riding in the rain with that stupid short mudguard. Also, the rack looks very poorly braced, probably has a sticker on it telling you not to load it with more than 5lb. The seat post is going to ruin the line once you drop it down to let your sister ride it. Full of fail all around

ok?

I only liked the idea of the mudguard on the frame, thats it...

candy cranks seem to be really good at building ugly overpriced shit like.....

I wanted to post that when I was checking out the candy cranks website but I decided not to because I kind of like it :$

I mean I'd never build or ride anything remotely similar and it's an overpriced piece of shit, but somehow the colours and spok work imo.

I probably shouldn't have posted this btw :$

New chainring, saddle and stem and that Bianchi would be fine.

This, on the other hand...

Other than the basket angle what's wrong with that?
OTP fixie fiddler commuter surely?
Or did I miss something really obvious?

^ I thought it looked pretty practical, what am i missing?

^ Is that cunt one of 'scobles mates?

Just putting it out there but i quite like it! different saddle of course and cranks.

ducks for cover

Sorry Ed, it's practical but P-O-C time a billion.

Why is this here? If you're planning a long distance trip it's perfect. Why has practicality become a synonym for Anti-Porn? Likewise with the Fuji posted above, please explain.

nope, can't see anything wrong with it.

Maybe the mudguards?

Just putting it out there but i quite like it! different saddle of course and cranks.

ducks for cover

I'm with you, I think the celeste zipp stickers kinda' suits. Matching front wheel, drops, new saddle, pedals and chainring and it'd be right up my street

no im down with the hed 3!

Suit yourself

Yeah it's not anti because it would look ok if you change everything.

New chainring, saddle and stem and that Bianchi would be fine.

This, on the other hand...

nothing wrong with that at all, just a fast otp commuter

saddle angle and a different rack mount for the front (shorter) but thats no reason for it to be here