Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^Its just like.. A nice frame thats been shot with a 'random expensive bike component' gun.

Nice?

I'm still waiting to be shown 1 LaPiovra that actually looks nice and feels nice.
The ones with curvy seattube, at least the ones I've seen live, all have the same
'problem', every curve on the frame has got grooves and bumps.
Who cares if you're using Columbus if you can't bend a tube properly!...

Oh, and then the price.
That's the major LOL.

those piovras are some serious dogshit.
weird, cuz they're produced by orlowski, are they not?

Yes.
Should we talk about those too?

'Cause they've never impressed me.
The one I've had to build to my Mrs. brother... was a bloody nightmare.
Italian BB, really?...Why?!

jesus. polish weirdo.
i was just always under the impression that orlowski knew what he was up to.
any italian threading on anything gives me a headache.

The Piovras are not my frames. Currently my frames are available only by me, not at Blb.

Surely its not THAT bad? Ive never owned one though, so fair enough if theyre shite!

'Cause they've never impressed me.
The one I've had to build to my Mrs. brother... was a bloody nightmare.
Italian BB, really?...Why?!

jesus. polish weirdo.
i was just always under the impression that orlowski knew what he was up to.
any italian threading on anything gives me a headache.

The Piovras are not my frames. Currently my frames are available only by me, not at Blb.

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That's that cleared up then.

not sure if pea

hard to imagine what other opinions sound reasonable to a person with this kind of bike

Obviously this is hideous, but for me the detail that kills it is the gold ano and red stem cap. If they'd chosen silver for those bits, it would have worked. Admittedly it would have been brash, garish, and I wouldn't have liked it, but I think it would have worked.

with the purple rim, different purple hub and green tyre?

assuming you're including the gold headset and chainring.

I just think that the white, yellow/green, and purple work together as colours. Especially on an unashamedly hipster bike. Same with a zebra saddle.

IMO it's the metallic gold that clashes clashes badly and makes it a fail.

You guys seen this? Pretty sure you haven't.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/SGj7J_8kAwI/AAAAAAAACjU/D2-P0CKmpgo/s400/pengy.jpg

^^^^shit bike

You guys seen this? Pretty sure you haven't.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/SGj7J_8kAwI/AAAAAAAACjU/D2-P0CKmpgo/s400/pengy.jpg

I think we should make special LFGSS pengy headbadges, as it our mascot

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Yeah, in your face! Insult a Polish frame builder, will ya? Wankers, seriously!*

*not seriously

anyone want a crock of shit

buyafixie.com?

shit off. jesus.

I like the seatpost and stem.

Wow, just wow.

That looks like a Playmobil fixie