Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Fuck, that's hideous...

And fugly.

I can confirm oz is a competitive cyclist he just poses purely ironically

Ha, it was all free. Honest guv

Who the fuck's this DIFFO cunt?

Pistanator.... fo sho.

@ OZ cool when ya next oop north ?

Whenever I do DIY for my brother. Soon no doubt. But no, I will not be up for meeting you or having anything to do with you

Oh. I'm a realy nice guy.

Besides my hate for man bags & silk scarfs !

Pisti...

Oh. I'm a realy nice guy.

Besides my hate for man bags & silk scarfs !

And that you come across as a homophobe. Saying that you're actually a nice guy is like posting your own bike in the porn thread

Or having a tattoo of your own face.

what if it's tattoo'd on top of your face so that it's not noticeable?

It's narcissism still.

narcissism that only you know about is better than narcissism for the sake of showing off though right?

Fuck, that's hideous...

I spoke to Death Spray Custom about painting my bike, I left it when they said that their absolute minimum charge for a simple paint job was £400.

Mine would have been around £600.

Cropicana (or whatever that twat was calling himself) has spent a pretty serious amount of money on that bike.

What is their paint made of?

Magnets

fuck..

so is that £400 earth pounds?

fuck about...............and it is proper cack

What is their paint made of?

its undercoated with nazi gold

I believe that Death Spray use automotive paint- tricky to work with as one has to wear a respirator and the room/area must be ventilated to a specific standard etc etc.

The quality of their work is extremely high, also.

Cropicana's paint job is not to my taste, but it it probably a high quality job.

they mostly do motor bike i believe

its undercoated with nazi gold

repped

She's gonna end up like that girl with the bouncy tits in the memes thread

If she had tits.

Eeeeeeeek