Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

must say IF is was my bike, i wouldnt return to your shop if i thought you were 'extracting the Urine'

indeed dj. at least in those shops, when someone insults yer ride they do it to yer face ;)

however mine is a Black n Orange Mongoose Maurice....photo to follow.......

very self-indulgent but I'd ride it.. in jeans..

Looks so much better than the ones with the nose cone.

That red and purple scheme makes me sick. It's really uncomfortable to look at.

not that i liked cyclesurgery before, but this certainly doesn't help

don't bite the hand that feed you

I'm not biting anyones hand, this thread is about bikes that we find unattractive. I'm not saying anything about the guy, just think his bike looks pretty bad.

as well you might, however you may want to consider a bit of proffessional courtesy when slagging off a customers ride.

Love the bike.

But 'the red hammer' really?
Really fabio?
Really?
I mean come on now.
'the red hammer, wtf?

There's a queue of banging jokes clogging my head up now.

What nationality is Cancellara?

swiss

Fabian's bike is ace!
No need for pedals, when you've got an engine...

Fabian's bike is ace!
No need for pedals, when you've got an engine...

part from that the engine, supposedly, was hooked up to cranks...

Foffa Prima 4130 double butted Cr-Mo steel frame + forks (56cm)
Neco steel sealed bottom bracket
Alloy forged anodized 46t Foffa track crankset
Miche 16t 3/32 sprocket
Mach 1 Omega Wheel Set
Continental Gatorskin Tyres
Nitto B123 track bars
Charge Stool saddle
Raleigh Quill Stem

no brakes
no straps

death FTW!

someones been on the footdown

must say IF is was my bike, i wouldnt return to your shop if i thought you were 'extracting the Urine'

Cycle Surgery sell Independent Fabrication?

repost?

this must be a repost, surely

That looks awesome, want!

same, looks fun. rock some bad boy backwards circles on that!

needs a chain and some straps then is porn

repost?

Fixed. I'd ride it.

Careful where you leave your bike.. You might just come back to find that Banana man has tagged it.

why is it so yellow