Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Definitely too shiny in parts to be a proper rat, and deep Vs are an odd choice of rim if you're going for a cheap beater - Rigida are your friend for that kind of thing, or Sun if you're a Merkin.

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"uh look at my shite bike made out of crap and covered in ironic rust. I'm so unpredictable that I've gone and put white deep-V rims on it. That's the thing about me, you think you've got me figured out but you don't....by the way I don't even care if it gets stolen"

'I play by my own rules, nobody else's, not even my own.'

What an ironic post. Is the bike ironically yours? Now that would be ironic.....

"uh look at my shite bike made out of crap and covered in ironic rust. I'm so unpredictable that I've gone and put white deep-V rims on it. That's the thing about me, you think you've got me figured out but you don't....by the way I don't even care if it gets stolen"

Anyway, it's already been posted in the anti-bike porn, I found it very amusing

Oh I know that one! That's where angry motorists stuck in traffic get sucked off in their cars right???

Love that website.

What an ironic post. Is the bike ironically yours? Now that would be ironic.....

By God, I wish it was. If I were capable of that level of Irony I would, no doubt, find transcendental Levitation a piece of cake.

Repost i know but it's the ultimate anti, like their cars and motorbikes.

anti, like their cars and motorbikes.

Really?

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i like your bike, it is definitely functional.

it just looks like a bike that fulfills it's primary purpose, to get from A to B.
the owner obviously has a disregard for aesthetics.

Repost i know but it's the ultimate anti, like their cars and motorbikes.

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Now goes to Consumer Direct, whereby you get ficked around by a call centre 19/12 and can't speak to your local TS people. Endless procedural and paperwork hoops are placed in your path to absolutely minimise the number of people who have the life force to see it through, presumably to it can be shit-canned later on due to "lack of demand". Even if you do stick it to the bitter life-diminishing end, they do absolutely fuck-all.

Sad but true. Apart from the "Even if you do stick...." line at the end.

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After:

Why?...

what i want to know is at what point did he go, "yeah i'll spray the rims and spokes red, that'll look good"

what i want to know is at what point did he go, "yeah i'll spray the rims and spokes red, that'll look good"

Probably around the same time he decided to reverse the seatpost to get it even closer to the bars. This bike also belongs in the Epic Fail thread.

Probably around the same time he decided to reverse the seatpost to get it even closer to the bars.

The clamp is reversed in the before pic too

The clamp is reversed in the before pic too

Oh yeah, ha ha, I completely skipped the before pic. The after was too hypnotic.

did he spray the casette as well? woah

I feel like a stroke is coming...

At least he kept the gears, give him that.

It's like slaying someone, but not pickpocketing.

There are a lot of why's, but why the Giant stickers?

Really?

Oh yeah... All the best things come from Japan... even golf clubs !

oof.