Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Ed

That's the one. Friend of yours?

I haz been scoblerize.

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I've met the bloke that rides it, he turned up at the velodrome one day

Can someone please tell the back story hat goes with that bike, He must have a reason....surely?

was he quick RPM? could be a poor mans version of Obree..

Big balls (hence lady frame)?

Big balls (hence lady frame)?

He's got a mangina, hence the lady frame!

I don't know what a mangina is but I'm fucked if I'm googling it.

heart disease.

I don't know what a .......... is but I'm fucked if I'm googling it.

V. Moser syndrome™

It's the fuxwit skidder version of the turbo charged nodder hybrid

Or the poor mans trek madone shopper, " Haz you one of those mad-ones like lance cos I iz well fast and shit?""

I'll tell you something, I love it.

Can't you imaging getting beaten by someone with that contraption during a TT event? it'd take the mickey.

I find Mick destroying roadies on the beach cruiser funnier.

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I've met the bloke that rides it, he turned up at the velodrome one day

I've met him too, twice now, both times late evening around Paddington. Had a quick chat once with him at the traffic lights about his bike - I really like it. Shouldn't work, but somehow it does.

was he quick RPM? could be a poor mans version of Obree..

He didn't go on the track that day IIRC, think he was with a skyride that were passing through or had turned up during an odd time.

How to ruin an awesome frame;

It wouldn't be half bad had it not been for the wheelset.

...and the chain, chainring and pedal cages.

The chain is normal! are you suggesting some coloured monstrously one on it?!

looks white in that first picture

looks galvanised in that first picture

ftfy

what wrong with saying white? Racist.

That Klein is one of the wrongest things I've seen in this thread.

has so much potential though!

I'd kill for that frame

Not so sure about the handlebars and the pink hubs, and the vertical dropout is going to cause trouble, but I don't think it's that bad!

Hubs was a white industries eno one, which make sense why the chain appear fine.

the creator of that Klein needs reporting to the RSPCA... That poor bike.