Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^nice.. the BMC

+1

^nice...

...cranks on the BMC

And the risers, mega fail. And is that a celeste saddle?

Don't like the wheels either, what are they?

Just put a modern ergo style bullhorn with white bartape on the BMC and it's porn. Maybe also some sturdier wheels too but those seem quite fast.

cant find a picture on here but someone probably knows the guy/bike. on brick lane, a baby blue fixie (not that one) with matching spoks and colour coded things. some kind of modern track bike, alu frame by the looks of it, deep section downtube and seat tube with a curved cutaway on the seattube for the wheel to get nice and tight. just my opinion but it looks heinous. wish i could find a picture...

it is multiple repost.

pish posh, good job i didnt find a pic then. it deserves it though, minger.

not you minger, bike minger...

New Mongoose. Even worse than the last one?

http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/mg-maurice-fs-2011-zoom.jpg

Still doing that stupid thing with the coloured spokes and also the valvless innertubes. :)

The original Mongoose Maurice was so much better;

New Mongoose. Even worse than the last one?

http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/mg-maurice-fs-2011-zoom.jpg

Still doing that stupid thing with the coloured spokes and also the valvless innertubes. :)

Fuck me that's ugly!

cant find a picture on here but someone probably knows the guy/bike. on brick lane, a baby blue fixie (not that one) with matching spoks and colour coded things. some kind of modern track bike, alu frame by the looks of it, deep section downtube and seat tube with a curved cutaway on the seattube for the wheel to get nice and tight. just my opinion but it looks heinous. wish i could find a picture...

yeah i see him around east all the time, even outside my house once.

Is the average rider of that bike really likely to require 2 water bottles?

but of course.

Is that Mongoose the same company that offers the Mongoose Cachet in Walmart? And also the same as the '80s BMX's?

Same as the 80's BMX, and not sure whether the Mongoose Cachet is the same as the Mongoose here, somehow doubt it.

That new Maurice is a monstrosity.

The new maurice seems to be either total cluelesness or some kind of evil real-life-trolling.

That 29er fork on that Dolan totally fucks up the geometry. I really like those Magura brakes though, although they might be a bit of an overkill on a fixie front wheel. Some 26" forks with clamp on V-brake bosses would have been a lot better both to ride and to look at

You off to cry, mate?

You what?

Quite easy to fab. Go and live in the real world where people have tools and not just Photoshop.

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about/who you're talking to. Shut up!

The Dolan up there^^^^ is horrific

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about/who you're talking to. Shut up!

I don't give a flying fuck who I'm talking to.

To say that a tall bike like that can't be created in the real word is pure ignorance bordering on plain stupidity. Know what a welder is? Know what it does? If not then do some research before making statements like that.

To say that a tall bike like that can't be created in the real word is pure ignorance bordering on plain stupidity.

It could be created like that, but it wouldn't be. Look closely at the intersection of the upper bottom bracket and the lower top tube-seat tube-seat stay junction. It would be needlessly complicated to mitre all those tubes on the lower frame to accept the BB-down tube intersection of the upper frame.