Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Why :(

;P

also:

See, I'd proudly slide down Kingsland rd on that. Want!

hahaha, all WRONG.

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What isn't porn about a giant dildo stem? I suppose it's a missed opportunity not to have some one squatting on it....

Still I'd love to own that one^ T'would be fun to bellow "ramming speed" as you t-bone your next car.

^^ WTF is that??? Speedmaster :-O

Oh my god, was there ever, anywhere, anything more wrong than this? Is that even possible?! It's like they entered a competition to make the aerospox look as ridiculous as possible. Not to mention the lopro, of course.

I reckon the Ravanello is worse.

No way.

Way.

.

I reckon the Ravanello is worse.

you get a hot girl to ride that and it might be managable.

but nothing will save that nishiki...

just saw this on Evans, hate the front wheel

Oh FFS why does that exist

Christ. I've seen better looking things in toilet bowels on foreign holidays.

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I'll hate the rest of it for you then

No need, but I particularily hate the wheel. Hipsters eat your heart out!

I think the front wheel is interesting...

mdcc_tester

Please get in here and explain the purpose of that cherubin bike!

oh and that cherubin, looks like it could be dangerous!

it'd be a different kind of girl to hop on those handlebars for a lift down the park.

does that nishiki have a husselfelt crank?

's what i had on my fucking DH bike.

mdcc_tester

Please get in here and explain the purpose of that cherubin bike!

Given the contents of your personal spank bank, I'd have thought you'd be able to find a use for it.

I asked because you are the cleverest person on bicycle stuff.