Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

And another one posted in the wrong thread

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>>NewsFlash<<

*Cinelli Mashed*
No matter how you paint it, it still looks shite. Fact. Get over it. Next.

Looks like sumo's Visp.

It appears to have a coaster/SX3/gear hub, no brakes or foot retention...

Looks like sumo's Visp.

my visp has a lot more carbon than that, therefore it's better.

The freaky bike has nicer cranks.

and what the fuck is that crankset. There's also a cable going to the rear hub axle, suggesting hub gears, and I see the cable going to the bars, but no shifter.

fuck you max, just look at those pedals.

the cranks are nice

very

Fuckyeah that bike looks shit. Anyone know what the cranks are though? I'm after replacements for my Cook Bros cranks.

Tune Fast Foot. They require a specific hexagonal spindle though so the similar looking Big Foot might be more convenient for you.

really?

shape code '99' i'm guessing.

What's anti about that? Looks pretty reasonable to me....

There's also a cable going to the rear hub axle, suggesting hub gears, and I see the cable going to the bars, but no shifter.

its got a bar end shifter with hub gears.

Wrong.

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^^ omg, apart from failed bike, what's with the background choice?.. :)) hilarious

Ouch
Ive found loads of anti porn on here
http://www.myfixedgear.net/

That's some tight geometry there...

2011 fuji classic track.