Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Seems like nicpas already beat both of you to it 4 days ago. But it really is awful.

its just wrong in so many ways

The bikes porn but the boutique location makes it a fail.

Pisti + colourblind = this.

Errrr, WTF are you talking about you stupid cunt?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

The bikes porn but the boutique location makes it a fail.

the store is in munich and the bike is build up for the store, which means, the bike fits the store. no fail.

How is that anti?!?!

Because it is obscenely ugly.

Sure its functional, but functional can be and often is anti.

the store is in munich and the bike is build up for the store, which means, the bike fits the store. no fail.

does the store have some sort of anti-brakeless policy?

it's a freewheel bike

the store is in munich and the bike is build up for the store, which means, the bike fits the store. no fail.

It looks like a nice store I just prefer to see bikes in the street being used.

when you say "built for the store" do you mean from ground up? like built a frame?
in any case i like it cause 2 brakes + track dropouts make it for me somehow, recently... just needs to be fixed, otherwise i'd ride it

The bike itself is nice enough, and I don't have a problem with stores in general or even bikes in stores. However, from this picture alone I immediately know the type of store and its target market. A fake fixie with leather bar tape and saddle, plaid shirts, fitted caps and leather moron boots, the one stop shop for every douchebag I want to punch in the face.

+1

I wear a cap and plaid shirts. Do you hate me?

I certainly dont have any moron leather stuff though.

you guys are really superficially. it's just a picture and you don't know nothing about the owner, the store, the story behind and the bike. you should ride more and don't gamble with your internet ideas.

back to topic.

Maybe they are just annoyed that someone dares to open another shop in Munich that isn't Eddy's bike shop?

hey eingang i asked you a genuine question - did Orlowski build a frame for that store or was it just put together, you know? you're overreacting a bit there, just give us a story, come on! :))

The bike itself is nice enough, and I don't have a problem with stores in general or even bikes in stores. However, from this picture alone I immediately know the type of store and its target market. A fake fixie with leather bar tape and saddle, plaid shirts, fitted caps and leather moron boots, the one stop shop for every douchebag I want to punch in the face.

Oh do fuck off you self-righteous ballbag...

you guys are really superficial. it's just a picture and you don't know nothing about the owner, the store, the story behind and the bike. you should ride more and don't gamble with your internet ideas.

+1, too many arrogant dicks on here these days.

Oh do fuck off you self-righteous ballbag...

too many arrogant dicks on here these days.

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...and your point is?

The bike itself is nice enough, and I don't have a problem with stores in general or even bikes in stores. However, from this picture alone I immediately know the type of store and its target market. A fake fixie with leather bar tape and saddle, plaid shirts, fitted caps and leather moron boots, the one stop shop for every douchebag I want to punch in the face.

That's actually my gentleman's dressing-room ante-chamber. To the left of picture are the smoking jacket closets, to the right, rests the vulcanised rubber bathing attire.

@woodrow and scorch: it's an orlowski frame with orlowski and geheimrad (eddy's store) decals on the chainstay and the name of the sop (harvest) on the upper tube. eddy build the bike for the store. there are only 2 of these.

If you'd have read my post carefully you'd have realised I never actually had any negative comments on the bike itself, let alone its owner. It's the store I hate, which I'm entitled to have an opinion about because I've seen a picture of it. I don't hate the bike, I hate the way the store exploits the bike to appeal to it's target market of clueless plaid shirt clad hipsters.

Also it's ironic that you seem to think one should refrain from judging a store after seeing just one picture (which in any less obvious case I'd completely agree with), yet you think you are in a position where you can have an opinion on how much I ride without even having seen a picture or having access to any source of information on the subject whatsoever. I ride enough for my bikes to not have time to sit in some shit store to lure in morons.

Anyway you seem to know more of the bike, let's see some better pictues of it cause it looks nice.

ALL THE BEST FIXIES COME FROM WAITROSE YOU MASSIVE CUNT.

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