Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

not anti in any way
those frames look noice

Looks better with drops and a front Lightweight.

See here

Rafael seems to have a knack for utterly destroying potential porn

Spotted this on Facebook. Speechless.

Gawd Daymnnnnn!

Where to begin...

Well at least he's got two brakes, safety first!

Wait, wtf?

Spotted this on Facebook. Speechless.

im pretty sure this bike belongs to this guy (now well in his mid-late 20's) who used to hang out in soho a few years back fingering 14 year olds he met on myspace.

yep skellys the name

yep skellys the name

yes! that is what his name was! hahah.

Spotted this on Facebook. Speechless.

Hang on a minute!? :-$

im pretty sure this bike belongs to this guy (now well in his mid-late 20's) who used to hang out in soho a few years back fingering 14 year olds he met on myspace.

Hahaha - WTF?

Hahaha - WTF?

yer i think the same 14 year olds are now looking forward to starting freshers week round about now

Anyone for a pint in Soho?

Anyone for a pint in Soho?

Haha I was thinking the same

im pretty sure this bike belongs to this guy (now well in his mid-late 20's) who used to hang out in soho a few years back fingering 14 year olds he met on myspace.

yep skellys the name

Tattooed fella, well skinny hence the name, stretched lobes? Think I know who you mean. Freak.

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Are those the pedals on the front wheel? I'd love to attempt a track stand on it.

I'm sorry, but seriously...?

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I'm sorry, but seriously...?

I'm sorry, but are SPD sandals really news to you?

Yep. Blissfully unaware of their existence.

They're full of win than fail.

As in "see you at the local christian youth convention discotheque" type of win?

I just see twitchers on dutch bikes with added sock.

I'm sorry, but seriously...?

You're right: SPD sandals are no porn. Certainly not when combined with socks.
But they can be very convenient during summer holidays. I used to have 2 pairs, but I seriously regret that I dumped them. If you can bring just one bike and you go out with the family (beach, town, terrasse, restaurant), SPD sandals are the best alternative. Sneakers, racing shoes, MTB shoes are all shit then.

Once I was passed by an old gentleman on a climb in a road event (cyclosportif). I was in full race gear incl bike. He was on a race bike and was wearing SPD sandals.
Not good for my "moral".
Since then I know better than ever: it's all about the legs...

Alright, i'll meet you halfway at 'functional'... and only because you were passed by an aged fellow with giant legs.