Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Looks like a pretty decent gear though!

I spent a couple of days in geneva and these bikes are everywhere it made me cry:

^--- Pinarello

left one is pretty bad (only rear brake on a geared bike??) but what's so bad about the right one?

I bet he wishes he had matey boys shoes though.....Pink Bonts!!

would look a lot better with more suitable bars (obviously) but also with a bigger chain ring. Currently looks a bit spinny for such a serious looking bike.

also, is that a qr on the rear?

Ah that's not bad at all!

I have a weird soft spot (more like a fetish, I guess) for those banned saddles. I'd love to give one a go and see if they work as advertised.

What's the fire extinguisher for?!

What's the fire extinguisher for?!
Its a bottle of NOS ;-)

that is so hot i want one

Its a bottle of NOS ;-)

Maybe... It looks pretty heavy ;)

What's the fire extinguisher for?!

Turbo boost

Or just to drag white lines in the sky like a jet...

hanus may be the most heinous spelling

How about Harry Bowles ?

Ah that's not bad at all!

I have a weird soft spot (more like a fetish, I guess) for those banned saddles. I'd love to give one a go and see if they work as advertised.

My WTB saddle has a sharp rise at the back. Definitely find my self pushing against it on climbs. I reckon one of those more extreme numbers would be great.

Christ that's bad...

Again, the black risers and spok combo which I seem to like for some reason. Am I a bad person?
But anyway, this is not porn, but not terrible, either.

This frame, on the other hand...

Wow that post makes me wonder what you're doing on a bike forum, you're probably not a bad person but liking that yellow monstrosity and disliking a magnesium Kirk does make you a person with really bad taste.

'... just a bit of trimming here and there. No biggie.'

Excessive chain tension, especially for the track.

And isnt all that lolita anime stuff just shouting out "I am a paedophile" ??

wtf is he cutting off his seattube..?

wtf is he cutting off his seattube..?

Intergrated seatpost innit.

gotcha - didnt know they could be cut down just like that

is that wood or wood painted metal. wouldnt it weigh a tonne

52 kgs according to the article....I love it!

^ instant classic

thats pretty much what went through my head when i saw it over on VS

54T on the front and I'd guess at a 16T on the back. Only 91".