Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

£2300!!!

It's an overpriced German alternative to a moulton that's been raped with an English saddle.
Think of the fatherland.

Given the relationship of a saddle to a seatpost, it might be more accurate to say it's an English saddle that's been raped by an overpriced German alternative to a Moulton, the whole thing standing as a metaphor for what BMW did to the Mini

Given the relationship of a saddle to a seatpost, it might be more accurate to say it's an English saddle that's been raped by an overpriced German alternative to a Moulton, the whole thing standing as a metaphor for what BMW did to the Mini

Fuck, no, don't mentoin BMW, you'll have Scottsnotscot/Archiesgrobags in here telling us how awesomeamazingbrilliantfantastic they are.

The Benotto is a bit idiosyncratic, but not bad enough to be in anti porn for me.

The Benotto is a bit idiosyncratic, but not bad enough to be in anti porn for me.

I was sold by the white chain.

Is it actually white though? I've been accused of using a white chain because the galvanised Wippermann ones come up very light when photographed.

***Epic Fail and Anti Porn ***

Is that from Septembers Esquire? I have it sitting next to me but can't be arsed to open it.

Yes it is.

To be fair all the bikes featured are ugly/overpriced apart from the Bianchi Pista. But that might be because I have a soft spot for Bianchi's.

The Benotto is a bit idiosyncratic, but not bad enough to be in anti porn for me.

I actually quite like it (except the saddle). Reminds me of cows. (Maybe in the bikes that look like animals thread???)

It kind of all fits with itself (except the saddle) so I think Anti-porn is a bit harsh.

***Epic Fail and Anti Porn ***

*"MASH SF, a group of riders from San Francisco became famous through their videos for terrifying brakeless riding on the hilly streets of their home city"*

Do fuck off! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Done that shit a year ago yo. I'm into F1 BMX now. Follow me on twatter for latest stylez.

It kind of all fits with itself (except the saddle)

I thought the saddle went well with the paint

So what's wrong with the chinelli apart from the shockingly shite attempt to take a photo of a magazine?

Here: now look at a proper photo. Didn't even take 3min to find it either you lazy cnuts

The white tyres ruin it for me

Not anti...

So what's wrong with the chinelli[/IMG]

Overpriced faux-pro with shit bars. I'm surprised you found one so quickly given that you can't even spell Cinelli.

maybe oz. just spells things phonetically - or tries to anyway :-)

The Cinelli looks as good as they get (all black parts), apart from those bars.

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Just way too much going on here.

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Just way too much going on here.

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the same people are responsible for this example of a web site that sucks
http://www.fragment.jp/

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the same people are responsible for this example of a web site that sucks
http://www.fragment.jp/

Agreed.

DO A SKID etc etc.

Thats not anti at all. They went for that old path racer look. I bet it was way cheaper then buying a guv'nor.

The white tyres ruin it for me

*'Get money power,and respect'*

the world is fucked...and they can't use commas