Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

That's one of Nasty's! Ha!

cockpuketastic

what happened to the spok? does it fink iz like a dalmation or summink?

cockpuketastic

what happened to the spok? does it fink iz like a dalmation or summink?

Looks like an untuned tv.

Its 'Fixedwheelnut' from lfgss fame!?! Must know what he's doing?

You called :D

That's my TT bike, just built up the Raleigh Banana frame [15 quid for the frame] as my Graham Weigh has had a speed wobble at 38mph, still don't know if it's gone yet as it was so windy Wednesday night I didn't get over 34mph, did a 25:12 for 10TT

are they to use with Knog gloves?
http://bp1.blogger.com/_C0Ep91IjPZU/SBvGBiIK-MI/AAAAAAAAAZc/2tqL4llkoB0/s320/Love-hate.jpg

i was thinking these ones

http://bicycleunion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/bicycleunionlovehateglovesHIGH.jpg

Apart form that, it's alright. I like the idea of Death Spray Custom as a custom powdercoaters, but I've yet to see them do anything that isn't horrid.

the more recent stuff looks nasty in my opinion, those mouth bars are horrible, but looking at the archives on their site i really liked some of the more simple paintjobs they had on frames, that black to blue is really nice

Ha. Brilliant.

@Fixedwheelnut

Is this UCI legal? Where can I get one?

Repost?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KnV2fGs8CRo/TEbZaChtQnI/AAAAAAAAFns/G5-N8kmKnRc/s1600/no+bars.jpeg

Repost?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KnV2fGs8CRo/TEbZaChtQnI/AAAAAAAAFns/G5-N8kmKnRc/s1600/no+bars.jpeg

OH JEEBUS!!! Wtf was them thinking?!?

Repost?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KnV2fGs8CRo/TEbZaChtQnI/AAAAAAAAFns/G5-N8kmKnRc/s1600/no+bars.jpeg

wtf?

@Fixedwheelnut

Is this UCI legal? Where can I get one?

The vain bastard anything for a photo, I've told him to stay under the brake bridge to help with that hop off the start line.

I don't think I'm fast enough to worry the UCI yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dIzY7yvRA

harvesting antiporn from fixedgeargallery may be a bit cheap but the caption that goes with this turd almost seems like a pisstake:

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[I]90's khs pursuit frame (61cm), sugino 75 crankset/chainring, spinergy rev-x front, hed tripsoke rear, nitto pearl stem, straight japanese wooden handlebar (12") *

*this is a genuine new york city messenger bike from a genuine new york city messenger, ridden hard and fast at least 20 miles every day. 46-19 gear ratio for lightning fast acceleration, narrow handlebars for whizzing safely through traffic. (jealous) people always have disparaging remarks about the carbon wheels but i've never had the slightest problem with either, and i've had the spinergy for years. i've also literally never had a single flat since i put on halo double-rail courier tires over a year ago. *leaf@demonsnyc.com

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...caption that goes with this turd almost seems like a pisstake

why?

YouTube- How much Hipster can you pack in a Jazz?

This is hilarious, good find!

why?

I'd go with the 'at least 20 miles everyday' part.

I'd go with the 'at least 20 miles everyday' part.

Mainly that part. Also the parts about "genuine" NYC messenger bullshit, the "lightning fast accelleration" ratio, the narrow wooden bars and the part about the jealous comments. As if.

20 miles is a normal commute, don't messenger tend to ride more than twice that a day?

Everyone knows you should have fewer spokes in the front wheel than the rear. wac.

I hate areospokes so much.

OH JEEBUS!!! Wtf was them thinking?!?

wtf?

I assume it's the "next level" of hipsterism.

I was wondering, if it was purely a polo steed would that excuse it? I can only imagine that's what its about, otherwise they is just like well dense innit.

http://img239.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/users/1/8/5/4/hwtsk428-img600x450-1280147913o43aeu58788.jpg

It's far from the first time we've seen a Japanese track bike with a vertical seat tube, and I still don't know what's going on. Is it some kind of stayer-type adaptation?

no MT it was simply designed suspension-corrected