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i love that our track oracle does not even ride track, he manages to get to the pub and back
max's bike is simply a pub bike, no more no less
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How is that Wilson anti? + It's nice to see a bike that's a bit different ie not just another standard NJS build like the whole porn thread seems to be right now.
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saddle and hubset were made in gdr, so pretty mixed up parts. but its a nice clean build except the position of the straps.
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what the f*** is that?!
About the most tasteful and undeserving of antiporn status Softride i'v ever seen.
Here are some that deserve to be here:
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dildo bars...
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That looks ace fun ^
Looks rapid too
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What's the point of the tandem? It doesn't pack smaller than a normal tandem, it doesn't provide any extra leg length adjustment, setback adjustment is adequate on normal bikes by choosing the right seat post, and reach adjustment on tandems is handled by stoker stem changes, including telescopic ones (as fitted) if you need to adjust for different riders from day to day. I just can't see any reason for the rear seat to be mounted on that cantilever beam, and worse it looks circular in cross section so any off axis load is going to send the saddle off to the side unless the clamping force is huge. Wrong on so many levels that I really would like to hear the owner/builder's justification.
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massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive belm
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What's the point of the tandem? It doesn't pack smaller than a normal tandem, it doesn't provide any extra leg length adjustment, setback adjustment is adequate on normal bikes by choosing the right seat post, and reach adjustment on tandems is handled by stoker stem changes, including telescopic ones (as fitted) if you need to adjust for different riders from day to day. I just can't see any reason for the rear seat to be mounted on that cantilever beam, and worse it looks circular in cross section so any off axis load is going to send the saddle off to the side unless the clamping force is huge. Wrong on so many levels that I really would like to hear the owner/builder's justification.
I wish I could have been *rsed to lay my thought pattern out so clearly regarding the tandem... I instead opted for "FAIL".
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whats on your mind object???
Need to get you out of this rut of not wanting to say stuff. Your input is normally brilliant and you should spread your love!
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Bloody lovely. Autti, your eyes are in your arse.
I mostly posted it because the person posted his own bike in the porn thread, thats why i quoted his jargon.
But those that think it is nice obviously have no standards. It's just a boring red track bike with a particularly shit looking logo, horrible bar tape, completely random component build and wooden rims...lame.Does it deserve to be in anti-porn? Probably not, but it is a nice bike? Certainly not.
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In New York this week and I've got to say - a LOT of anti porn here and a disappointing lack of bike porn...
Spotted this guy today unlocked - Pista builds are so easy to get right, what happened to the fork?
complete with careless hipster owner:
and this is priceless:
Maybe they use the handle bars like the feelers on some old cars... To determine the closeness to the pavement when parking. You know what i mean?
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Both Autti and Max need to be taken out to the yard and shot. TRUFAX.