Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Here we go again

from 'it's nice that' --->

Forget the compact, straight handlebars which allow the rider to maintain an upright posture or the Cr-Mo steel frames which are both stronger and more flexible than the aluminum alternative, the 650mm wheels that have a finer profile than typical road bikes still don’t interest us that much, the main point is that these Tokyo Bikes look super cool.

With the UK site launched from the No. 1 bicycle company in Japan  look out for a pop-up store opening in London next month.

www.tokyobike.co.uk
www.tokyobike.com

zomg.

Fantastically awful!

OffThePengy

looks like Foffa has some competition

nothing wrong with this bike at all. I like it a lot.

Lust.

nothing wrong with this bike at all. I like it a lot.

Look properly.

Look properly.

its like that because it has just come out of a box :)

Barfchunks.

No worse than yours

Jesus, I've got a lot of time for It's Nice That, but they've made two massive wrong turns.

One is that they hate the 2010 Olympics logo (which is great), and now this hideous bike.

No worse than yours

It's a Bianchi. (Ouch)

I know and?? But didn't you have lairy carbon decaled to fuck wheels with a brake? On a Cinelli/GASH??!

Yes sir!

nothing wrong with this bike at all. I like it a lot.

I can't imagine riding it with that bar setup. You'd need to get off to turn it in the right direction.

amazing paint job. I don't care how much people hate on that frame, I'd love to own one that looked like that!

I can't imagine riding it with that bar setup. You'd need to get off to turn it in the right direction.

Ways not to lock yr bike #4733

omg i have just opened this page from the top and my heart jumped out of my chest again
we need to get to another page quick, or i'll die

sorry, this needs to be done

spamming loads of returns won't make 50 posts happen any faster.

Anyway ... why? What's eating you?

red road EM
it's fucking nuts
it's the worst i've seen this since being registered on this forum
aaaaah!

Yep, that Merckx should be buried under new posts.

So, not yet?! I give up...