Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

the volcom sticker next to the cinelli transfers makes me want to kick someone.

My point exactly

Holy Chainring batman!

first ever lo pro
brakless hipster ride from the 1900s

heres the culprit - fixie skidder a la 1940

^brakeless, no foot retention, and loafers to boot. hardcore

108.92 mph! Pah.

Harsh...because it's a laser.. but this is dumb, waste of piece of history : (

...i'm still not convinced though, some minor detaisl could make it porn.

That silly Concor is well fugly

That silly Concor is well fugly

Innit. It's like a butthorn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc

(thx Max)

i think it matches the handlebars

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4006/4591987804_db47bf6bcb_b.jpg

Not porn, but anti?

More based on principal. The majestic Cinelli into deep-v orange rims, ugly saddle, grim stem, naff bars with cheapo brake levers and uninspiringly dead dark blue paint do not go.

Proper Cinelli

Agree with everything Crispin has said above, in addition to the fact that it looks FUCKING RUBBISH!

More based on principal. The majestic Cinelli into deep-v orange rims, ugly saddle, grim stem, naff bars with cheapo brake levers and uninspiringly dead dark blue paint do not go.

Proper Cinelli

The bars look like dirt drops, which I have never seen so badly set-up in my life.

I agree with everything Balki said, and to prove it, I shall now wretch up all over my wedding veg.

Actually started typing a fail list and gave up.

Would like to put the wheels and drops on a SS/Fixed cycloX frame, and give the Cinelli frame to some with sence (whom it also fits).

someone has the adress of the laser-owner?
we need to free the poor frame from the hipster hands :(

Harsh...because it's a laser.. but this is dumb, waste of piece of history : (

...i'm still not convinced though, some minor detaisl could make it porn.

More based on principal. The majestic Cinelli into deep-v orange rims, ugly saddle, grim stem, naff bars with cheapo brake levers and uninspiringly dead dark blue paint do not go.

Proper Cinelli

It's fucked up from the minute the owner makes it look like a Unipack.

someone has the adress of the laser-owner?
we need to free the poor frame from the hipster hands :(

Japan, innit!

^nowt wrong with that

aye. wasn't porn to start with either

^nowt wrong with that

Apart from the ability to stop.

If it had a low GI I'd kinda understand and just assume it was some sort of freestyle, fucking about bike.

But that must be like 90GI??!

86.4GI.

Sorry I posted it for a joke.
My forks are bent so I took them off and put those on without a headset and put my bmx pedals on..
Its a horrible bike anyway.

Haha, you put them on without a headset?! :D

There 1 1/8 And its an inch headset so I just took it out.
I'm not actually going to ride it like that dont worry.
Not that I care about that frame (Or my face for that matter)
I am looking for a trick frame though.