Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

on the krabo, it's the silver chainring on the champagne cranks, errr!

taken from bikeguide...

Kinda cool if you're into alkaline trio but my view is that it's a bit OTT to match your bed, walls and bike all together. I bet he even matches his duds and socks.

Someone should do a painjob to suit these guys (bullets and all):

I like it. Isn't that shocking...

So much love and attention (plus cash) spent on that bike.
Only to give it a shite paint job. Looks like a mixture of teenage acne and herpes (not actually speaking from experience of course)

I love the paint job I hate the drivetrain.

I love the paint job I hate the drivetrain.

Best option if you want to run it single speed with vertical drop outs though. But I get ya point.

Surely some sort of eccentric BB or some such?

If not I'd put gears on it and ride like the wind.

Surely some sort of eccentric BB or some such?

If not I'd put gears on it and ride like the wind.

Eccentric b/b = £100+
Mech hanger mounted chain tensioner = £10

I like it. Isn't that shocking...

how about this stealth bike?

The pic was taken at night in a black, windowless room.. frame, rims, hubs, spokes, bars etc etc are all black

Is that image not working or do you ride a black square?

Is that image not working or do you ride a black square?

the image is of a black square.. I was trying (but evidently failing) to be humorous

the image is of a black square.. I was trying (but evidently failing) to be humorous

It's allright, some of us got the joke.

I did get it but I was trying (but evidently failing) to be humorous.

+1 (definitely failing) humorous smiley winky face

I smirked, but not much more.

you guys are insane
i want that

I'm with gusyup on this one, that bike is nice !!

I love it !

Seriously it looks kind of mad, but I would rather London was full of insane bikes like this rather than a sea of grey hybrids.

:)

Plus you have a set of allen keys that would match that frame perfectly (not to mention a coffee mug).

how about this stealth bike?

The pic was taken at night in a black, windowless room.. frame, rims, hubs, spokes, bars etc etc are all black
Now you've definitely been in my room, that's all 4 of my bikes right there.

Plus you have a set of allen keys that would match that frame perfectly (not to mention a coffee mug).

they're fucking gorgeous they are.

They look even better covered in oil. Cheers for my set Tynan.

Is Tynan selling these?

I'd post a picture of me holding mine, but imagine Ed's picture but without the bandage, there you go!

Not only do they look good but they're also tough little buggers. As I found out with a headset. The headset came off second best!

he only had 5 sets which I believe I purchased the last set. You can order from german ebay though.