So My Brother Wants to Roll with Two Arrospoks

oddsock [quote]justMouse I think you should get points off for owning other items e.g.

• a geared bike
  
• a mtn bike
  
• anything made by Assos / Endura / Ron Hill
  
• mud guards
  
• reflective anything
  
• helmet
  etc.
  
  

lycra demolishes all points.[/quote]
yeeehaw, I'm in negative pointsville. Muddies rule, two bikes out of three have them now. Reflectors help cars see me at night so they know what to aim at. Helmet is a good thing, if only I'd actually wear it. I want gears.

I like that bit of work,

MTB check
(it's going to have gears on this weekend) check
assos check (yep, a mate gave me some free bibs with holes in)
endura check (fuck yeah, two free endura softshell jackets, some 3/4 shorts, some normal shorts, jerseys..I have lots on endura)
reflective anything check (this is a hard thing NOT to have, my bags, my jackets, my gloves, they all got some reflective shit on)
helmet check (next step is actually wearing it)

OCD

damn you beat me to it!
That's from the World Beard and Mustache Competition (partial beard freestyle category) that was held in Brighton last year.
http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wbmcwinners.shtml

Hang on this is getting a little confusing now, the celbrity squares hip list put me on five (six if you include the pink rolls saddle instead of the white) seven if you count beer, but beer maketh the man not the hipster, then minus the assos and reflective trouser clips and where did the stubbley tash put me oh and the goldfinger brake did eerone miss that? I make that ?squared.

That makes you a hipster of graham's number proportions.

Thanks. Graham's number, squared I believe.

i saw an MTB today riding on the pavement with 2 700 23c arrospoks, and shopping bags hanging off the handles. i wish i had a picture for all of you but camera was in the bag, and i already have 300 photos from the show tonight to edit.