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"Obviously this doesn't hold true for people like messengers, who ride all week long. Or for the unemployed. Then again, what's the difference between the two, really?"

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2008/09/keep-dreaming-from-fantasy-to-reality.html

GQ & "colour clusterfucks"
(April 2nd post)

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As a footnote, he's revealed his identity ahead of the BSNYC book promo tour...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304370304575152160672087120.html?mod=WSJ_hp_editorsPicks

I always thought that he might be a different persona of the Opinionate Cyclist. But he's not.

Ha! If BSNYC counts as a celeb (I think he does) then I'm proposing Dale Generate as lookilikey.

my streets ahead fave so far tho (not mine but from the comments on today's post):

MANB OOBS[/QUOTE]

I'd like to see 'POSH WANK'

Bloody hell, it is Dale!

The book's on Amazon now

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2010/06/living-in-world-of-fools-how-deep-is.html

GHMOIARBH ?

Jonny!

Ha! World wide fame.

He's a miserable cunt isn't he? (Not jonny, obviously).

Haggard man!

He never fails to crack me up!

If you're unfamiliar with the bugle, it's basically a fixed-gear trumpet since it has no valves.

EDIT: JONNY!!!!!

Here's a gratuitous haggard man of indeterminate age, ravaged by hipness (or GHMOIARBH):

GHMOIARBHs are frequently spotted in Brooklyn neighborhoods such as Red Hook, which is where aging "hipsters" tend to move when they can no longer handle the "grind" of Williamburg. (In the days of pubic deodorant, they were simply called "burnouts.") My guess is that the director intends to "parlay" this film into a feature, which will probably be sort of a "hipster" version of "Castaway." In it, the GHMOIARBH will find himself stranded in an uncool town when his vintage Peugeot breaks down. He will be forced to come to terms with his existence (and to perform his own dentistry, like Tom Hanks did with the ice skate), and his only companion will be a broken squash racket he purchased at a yard sale and to which he will sing LCD Soundsystem songs. (James Murphy is the patron saint of GHMOIARBHes.)

Lucky bastard, he's made it!

I'd DIE to be on BIKESNOB

Two other London's Johns are also in the video.

Hilarious.

Lucky bastard, he's made it!

I'd DIE to be on BIKESNOB

German TV is not enough?

Ma3k and which other John?

eggpie

hehe, The GHMOIARBH, meanwhile, remains eternally unperturbed.

Jonny ftw!

Hero!