Thoughts? Porsche launching legal challenge to £25 C-Charge

I'm thinking BSc Animal Husbandry, or that pig was as turned on as hell, and TheBrick's fatter than I am. I'm saved! Somebody's fatter than me.....and attracts pigs. Hey? Come to think of it, its worrying.

Is this where you work Tommy?

well.... this just serves me right for trying to find a better picture.... i'm feeling a little queezy...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fNb5ZPsNGzc&feature=related

Not as interesting story as that. Although I have done some AI.

I am originally from farming stock. Not some big rich commercial job but small scale rickety sheds where every thing is tided together with bailer twine. This probably explains why I am so tight.

I was given sow by an uncle as a birthday present which I would breed from then butcher the piglets. One time when taking the sow to be serviced (as it's called in the trade) my dad the boars owner and myself where stood around watching waiting for the magic to happen. Some Shaft had been played for the entrance routine. Barry Manilow was playing for the act and the boar was really getting into it's stride so to speak, frothing at it's mouth really enjoying its self. Now this boar must have been young, not wanting to be tided down, he did not want the pitter patter of tiny feet. Not having the had that chance to pop to the toilets to grab a pack of jonneys or may be he was Catholic he was going for the rhythm method of contraception. A difficult method to time this meant as his curly wurly cock sprang it it flick a load of pig love over all three of us. Still warm and dripping off my chin I wiped it off quickly and felt quite embarrassed as any teenager with pig cum on his face my do.

Oh My God. Tommy, that is so fucked up.

If that had happened to me as a teenager I would have been very close to suicide.

Maybe this is what is going on in that Welsh county? It all fits...

@ihatelaw: can you edit the title of this thread to include the words "Tommy had pig cum on his face" ?

Please, please, pretty please :-)

TheBrick(Tommy) I wiped it off quickly and felt quite embarrassed as any teenager with pig cum on his face my do.

That explains so much..

Come on hippy, you must have had a face load off a Kangaroo when you was a nipper?

A freeman of the City of London has the right to drive sheep and cattle over London Bridge and not pay the congestion charge.

mashton Come on hippy, you must have had a face load off a Kangaroo when you was a nipper?

Aussies give.. never receive..
Well, unless you spend too much time in Sydney..

|³|MA3K A freeman of the City of London has the right to drive sheep and cattle over London Bridge and not pay the congestion charge.

If I ever become a Freeman of the City of London I would defiantly do that. I wonder when was the last time that happened. It would be even better than critical mass. Taxi drivers heads would explode.

mashton Oh My God. Tommy, that is so fucked up.

If that had happened to me as a teenager I would have been very close to suicide.

Yeah but it gives you wonderfully soft skin so it was good and bad.

good for the hair... or so they say

TheBrick(Tommy) Not as interesting story as that. Although I have done some AI.

I am originally from farming stock. Not some big rich commercial job but small scale rickety sheds where every thing is tided together with bailer twine. This probably explains why I am so tight.

I was given sow by an uncle as a birthday present which I would breed from then butcher the piglets. One time when taking the sow to be serviced (as it's called in the trade) my dad the boars owner and myself where stood around watching waiting for the magic to happen. Some Shaft had been played for the entrance routine. Barry Manilow was playing for the act and the boar was really getting into it's stride so to speak, frothing at it's mouth really enjoying its self. Now this boar must have been young, not wanting to be tided down, he did not want the pitter patter of tiny feet. Not having the had that chance to pop to the toilets to grab a pack of jonneys or may be he was Catholic he was going for the rhythm method of contraception. A difficult method to time this meant as his curly wurly cock sprang it it flick a load of pig love over all three of us. Still warm and dripping off my chin I wiped it off quickly and felt quite embarrassed as any teenager with pig cum on his face my do.

tommy this beats my being introduced as gynaecologist by my old man in greece story!!! hands down!!

dogsballs tommy this beats my being introduced as gynaecologist by my old man in greece story!!! hands down!!
Tell us tell us tell us, if its already been told, link? please?

bigben [quote]dogsballs tommy this beats my being introduced as gynaecologist by my old man in greece story!!! hands down!!
Tell us tell us tell us, if its already been told, link? please?[/quote]near the end of this thread ;)
http://www.londonfgss.com/discussion/4107/4/paris-messenger-in-london-for-the-weekend/#Item_44

A lot of people mispronounce the word 'Porche' as 'p-aw-sh'.

It's actually pronounced 'k-o-k'.

Speaking of k-o-k (and the person who says "Oh cock" the most), I saw that James May (Capt.Slow) from Top Gear (they who despise cyclists) sailing around South Ken, in his brown Rolls two door sedan. I think he might have been taking his gran out; or maybe it was his lady. 3 mph in his Rolls, and possibly 3 mpg also. Fantastic.

TheBrick(Tommy) Not as interesting story as that. Although I have done some AI.

I am originally from farming stock. Not some big rich commercial job but small scale rickety sheds where every thing is tided together with bailer twine. This probably explains why I am so tight.

I was given sow by an uncle as a birthday present which I would breed from then butcher the piglets. One time when taking the sow to be serviced (as it's called in the trade) my dad the boars owner and myself where stood around watching waiting for the magic to happen. Some Shaft had been played for the entrance routine. Barry Manilow was playing for the act and the boar was really getting into it's stride so to speak, frothing at it's mouth really enjoying its self. Now this boar must have been young, not wanting to be tided down, he did not want the pitter patter of tiny feet. Not having the had that chance to pop to the toilets to grab a pack of jonneys or may be he was Catholic he was going for the rhythm method of contraception. A difficult method to time this meant as his curly wurly cock sprang it it flick a load of pig love over all three of us. Still warm and dripping off my chin I wiped it off quickly and felt quite embarrassed as any teenager with pig cum on his face my do.
....christ i havent laughed so much in ages, lol

I would have had money on you swallowing, Tommy.

:)

GrandeAnse2Grenville Speaking of k-o-k (and the person who says "Oh cock" the most), I saw that James May (Capt.Slow) from Top Gear (they who despise cyclists) sailing around South Ken, in his brown Rolls two door sedan. I think he might have been taking his gran out; or maybe it was his lady. 3 mph in his Rolls, and possibly 3 mpg also. Fantastic.

Hamster is a keen cyclist... when they did the cross London race, that was his bike.

photoben [quote]GrandeAnse2Grenville Speaking of k-o-k (and the person who says "Oh cock" the most), I saw that James May (Capt.Slow) from Top Gear (they who despise cyclists) sailing around South Ken, in his brown Rolls two door sedan. I think he might have been taking his gran out; or maybe it was his lady. 3 mph in his Rolls, and possibly 3 mpg also. Fantastic.

Hamster is a keen cyclist... when they did the cross London race, that was his bike.[/quote]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6605717.stm

Respect to the Hamster. To survive his ender, I put him up there with Richard Noble. Ti balls, or Chrome Molybdenum nuts. Crashing at 180 mph, and living. Its a fookin marvel.

|³|MA3K A freeman of the City of London has the right to drive sheep and cattle over London Bridge and not pay the congestion charge.

My family (or some members of) are freemans of the city of london (something to do with billinghurst fishy market) so does this mean if i buy a small herd of sheep and/or cattle, i can calmly rattle them over the bridge in peak traffice, and the police can't do a thing? I'm IN!!!! who wants to fund it??!?!?

Also, on another note, if you are a freeman and are found drunk on the streets, the police have to make sure you get safe passage home! Ace :)

Nice story Tommy, nice......

hael [quote]TheBrick(Tommy)
Public transport is not an option for me as I live in Highgate which is second only to the Scottish highlands for poor public transport.

It might be slow, but no means poor! ..plus you get to eat it after its served its purpose ;)
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i like those bars...
do they come in chrome as well?