Why do the police ride horses?

coppers arses always look lardy, mainly because they are... All those takeaways and kebabs.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No your fat makes yous look fat"

that horse is quite *Ginger *too...

I bet they'd think twice about using horses if there were a bunch of Spartans with spears and shields rioting...

ha!!

If they didn't ride them, just think of the impact of those horse unemployment rates.
These are troubled times, folks.
Troubled times.

aidan
this photo clearly shows a horse kicking a bike...we shouldn't stand for this!

I think you'll find its trying to ride it but upset cause it doesn't know how. awww lol

aidan
i always see them trotting around Lewisham and Brockley...WHY!?

They've got stables down that way somewhere I think.

lucky coppers arses always look lardy, mainly because they are... All those takeaways and kebabs.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No your fat makes yous look fat"

There's a radio station in Calgary that hosts a phone-in game where the contestants have to guess how many cops will be in a particular doughnut shop. The DJ then calls the shop and asks how many cops are in. It's never zero.

What's got four legs and a cnut in the middle of its back?

addie If they didn't ride them, just think of the impact of those horse unemployment rates.
These are troubled times, folks.
Troubled times.

its already started...i was in the job center last week and spotted this:

Did it get a job?

no,apparently it had a drug problem...thats why it was kicked out of the force.

Ketamine presumably?

Need to refresh before posting.. grumble..

ha!

if i could ride a horse around london as part of my job i would.

…and they do only have one gear…

but you can't skid on them.

andyp [quote]lucky coppers arses always look lardy, mainly because they are... All those takeaways and kebabs.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No your fat makes yous look fat"

There's a radio station in Calgary that hosts a phone-in game where the contestants have to guess how many cops will be in a particular doughnut shop. The DJ then calls the shop and asks how many cops are in. It's never zero.[/quote]

in highschool i got pulled over once with a box of donuts in my car, as the cop was doing that "son do you know how fast you where going" thing i put a donut on the dashboard... he looks at it but keeps talking, so i put another on top of it, piggy is looking at the donuts and kinda starting to droll so i put a third one up there. he reaches in and takes them, then says I'm going to let you off with a warning.

Lewisham High Street has the largest police station in Europe and is the source of the horses. Unfortunately kids can still get stabbed to death about 10 yards from the front door at the bus stop outside so if the beige eyesore is supposed to be a deterrent it ain't working.

BTW every other Saturday the horses can usually be spotted at lunchtime headed towards the New Den for Millwall home games.

LMAO - this is a wicked thread.

But Aiden, to answer your question: why do police ride horses? Cos they'd need a stepladder to fuck em.

Ithangyougunite

adoubletap Lewisham High Street has the largest police station in Europe and is the source of the horses. Unfortunately kids can still get stabbed to death about 10 yards from the front door at the bus stop outside so if the beige eyesore is supposed to be a deterrent it ain't working.

yeah i know...shit ain't it.

I was in the Tate Modern two weekends ago. I looked up to the mezzanine level of the Turbine Hall and saw a couple of police horses stomping around. When I got up there the police were ordering bemused japanese tourists and Spanish exchange students up against various walls. Once they had them in place they would then order them to move to a different position. What made it all the more surreal is that the coppers looked as baffled as the people they were aimlessly re-arranging. After about five minutes of this amiable exercising of equine authority they informed us that they would be turning the horses around and to stand clear; the huge steel concertina doors that face the main galleries were opened and the walked through. Assuming all this was performing art hijinks i asked some one who was filming it what was going on. Apparently they were real police, which would explain their baffled faces (as of course might their chosen profession). Obviously there were no riots to quell so they thought that they would fill the time before going out for more donuts with some guerilla art. Which leads me to believe that Banksy is not as is commonly supposed a "twat" but in fact a precocious off duty police horse. QED.

aidan [quote]adoubletap Lewisham High Street has the largest police station in Europe and is the source of the horses. Unfortunately kids can still get stabbed to death about 10 yards from the front door at the bus stop outside so if the beige eyesore is supposed to be a deterrent it ain't working.

yeah i know...shit ain't it.[/quote]

I remember when this happened, amazing! Lewisham has the potential with all it's transport links to be a really great centre, but it just isn't. It really is a bit of a dump. Is that station really the biggest in Europe?

Oh and the reason they ride horses is so they can carry bigger hitting sticks.

lucky coppers arses always look lardy, mainly because they are... All those takeaways and kebabs.

"Does this make me look fat?"
"No your fat makes yous look fat"

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